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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:41:30 »

If you touch type the longest word you can write with one hand is stewardess
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:45:44 »

Quote from: "Tails"
If you touch type the longest word you can write with one hand is stewardess

Surely its: Stewardesses?
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:53:05 »

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Quote from: "Tails"
If you touch type the longest word you can write with one hand is stewardess

Surely its: Stewardesses?


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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:09:17 »

*Prodding a Fire with a stick makes you feel manly

*Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl

*At the end of every party there is always a Girl crying  Crying

*Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit salad

*You've turned into your Dad the day you put aside a thin piece of Wood specifically to stir Paint with
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:11:12 »

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*Prodding a Fire with a stick makes you feel manly

*Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl

*At the end of every party there is always a Girl crying  Crying

*Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit salad

*You've turned into your Dad the day you put aside a thin piece of Wood specifically to stir Paint with


Where did you cut and paste that lot from then? Wink
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:12:25 »

I wrote them out from an old bit of paper i had lying about from a year back. They're Peter Kayisms.
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:17:07 »

50% of US Pizzas are sold with Pepperoni on them.

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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:28:05 »

Dyslexic people can't spell properly.
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:40:50 »

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Dyslexic people can't spell properly.

Technically not true. 'Dyslexic people can't read properly' would be correct. This usually leads to not being able to spell properly but not always
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:45:29 »

Americans don't know what a wanker is.
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:47:36 »

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Americans don't know what a wanker is.


How's that for irony? :roll:
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:55:04 »

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Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Dyslexic people can't spell properly.

Technically not true. 'Dyslexic people can't read properly' would be correct. This usually leads to not being able to spell properly but not always


I knew that, I just wanted to stir up some discussion! Smiley
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 17:55:38 »

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Americans don't know what a wanker is.


How's that for irony? :roll:


..but oh so true. Also, Americans can't pronounce the word 'water'. Wankers  :?
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 19:04:35 »

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 20:47:09 »

Subbuteo is named after a bird  after the inventer was not allowed to trade marks "the hobby". The hobby (latin sub-buteo) is a sub species of a buzzard.
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