Kinky Tom
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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:36:13 » |
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Did you know, a chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body?
:shock: Did you know my penis is twice the length of my..... no hang on that's a lie. :? |
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:41:19 » |
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Do you know what the japs eye is a slit?
It so your piss comes out in a twirl, like the barrel of a gun, if the japs eye was round we would piss everywhere....FACT!!!
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:42:34 » |
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An elephant can breathe underwater for up to six days at a time.
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:50:36 » |
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If the giraffe could leap pound for pound as high as the grasshopper they'd avoid a lot of trouble.
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:51:57 » |
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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. FACT
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:54:18 » |
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My lunch today consisted of a bag of Kola Kubes for 39p from a corner shop.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:54:44 » |
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If the giraffe could leap pound for pound as high as the grasshopper they'd avoid a lot of trouble. That's more like speculation rather than fact I think. They might break their legs on the way back down, thus causing themselves more trouble. Also the long neck negates the need to jump surely? |
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 15:54:51 » |
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You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.
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janaage
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:01:21 » |
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If you broke every single bone in your body, you would find it very difficult to skip.
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:03:47 » |
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If you broke every single bone in your body, you would find it very difficult to skip.  |
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:15:56 » |
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If the giraffe could leap pound for pound as high as the grasshopper they'd avoid a lot of trouble. That's more like speculation rather than fact I think. They might break their legs on the way back down, thus causing themselves more trouble. Also the long neck negates the need to jump surely? No it's fact I heard it on interesting facts by Derek and Clive. |
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:30:46 » |
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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:34:05 » |
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You can legally have sex at 16 but not watch it on TV until you are 18 :?
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janaage
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:37:56 » |
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You can watch sex on tv at 16 but not in the cinema :|
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, September 21, 2005, 16:41:01 » |
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what about those films on in the evenings that they say have a rating of 18  |
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