Souvenires

[Rossi]

Pfff.  I don't know if there is a HAHA bar in Swindon, but there is in Windsor, outside they have little silver stand things that hold up the "HAHA bar" signs so that it acts as a fence type of thing, me and my mate decided to nick one one night, but then got chased by some little asian bloke across Windsor, we were just running across the road then this car pulled up in front of us and a load of pikeyish blokes jumped out and started on us, so we said that we were being chased the the HAHA bods, so they walked back to the bar with us and started on all the staff there, then teh police came so we walked off and left them to it

[DV]

The keys to mega bowl  

[land_of_bo]

A barrell of beer from outside a night club's rear entrance at Lakeside - was walking off with it with a mate (heavy when pissed!), flagged a taxi down and he said you can't bring that in here lads, so we left it at the side of the road - the thought was there!