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I find that my mind wonders while stacking shelves at 5am, so after a bit of time thinking about this one I went for yoda, mainly because I don't reckon he's allergic to bread or fish.
There's not a lot of records of Jesus fighting people as far as I know, but I reckon he'd probably be pretty awesome.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 23:52:42 » |
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:shock: I typed a reply and it vanished.Could be the work of Jesus...
Is it a fight to the death?
If it is Jesus will win because he will come back from the dead and smack Yoda over the head with a hammer,
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 23:55:20 » |
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I'm pretty sure they are almost the same?
unless Anakin is jesus.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 23:56:53 » |
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yeah it's a fight to the death. I didn't think about the ressurection stuff. good point.
I love you Yeovil, you always seem to be the first person to reply to my drunken topics.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 23:59:02 » |
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yeah it's a fight to the death. I didn't think about the ressurection stuff. good point.
I love you Yeovil, you always seem to be the first person to reply to my drunken topics. Jesus/Yoda fights are my sort of posts. I couldnt give a fuck about 4-5-1's or King in and outs  |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 00:02:12 » |
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I reckon if Andy King managed Jesus into a 4-5-1 formation it might give him the edge
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 07:19:41 » |
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Jesus is the main man here. Plus his dad is pretty handy and so would probably intervene as backup.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 07:40:25 » |
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I personally think jesus is a cock. But on the flip side i also hate starwars.
However, with Starwars being more plausable than the bible i'd have to plump for yoda.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 08:09:06 » |
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Fuck Jesus in his stupid bearded arse. I'm with Yoda all the way on this one
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 08:42:52 » |
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and his stupid arss thorn crown.
Yoda and his light saber would split him in two he would
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 09:08:36 » |
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Although jesus is the obvious person who is likely to win, because he can cast spells and stuff, I believe that Yoda would win, simply because (if resurection was against the rules) Jesus has died before and Didn't even put up a fight, therefore he would be an easy contender to deal with
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 12:10:29 » |
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better than jesus, yoda is... btw, like the new avatar Blackcurrent....Quagmire  |
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 12:28:14 » |
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Yoda could use the force to choke jesus on his straggly beard and insert the 5 fishes and 2 loaves where the sun don't shine - no contest!
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 13:08:54 » |
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People say 'fuck Jesus' in this thread. |
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, September 16, 2005, 13:10:35 » |
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Jesus was fictional, we relate more to Yoda 'cos he was real
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