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« on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 11:35:11 » |
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I've got the answer for you all cunts with the gas-guzzlers.... http://petroldirect.comAt last a company that understands the importance of real lead in petrol.. and lots of it! |
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 11:41:54 » |
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I've used them before - I can't believe how cheap they are - I ordered thirty litres of super unleaded and it was there, next day, left on my doorstep in 2 litre plastic bottles.
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McLovin
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 11:44:55 » |
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I'll have to change my Plutonium supplier now...
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genf_stfc
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 11:58:40 » |
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I'll have to change my Plutonium supplier now... Surely a wind up http://petroldirect.com/biofuels.htma funny one, but a wind up never-the-less ! |
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walrus
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 11:59:20 » |
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No it's deathly serious! They've certainly cornered the market in high-perfomance fuels. They even sell petrol with NOx already in it which saves on the costs of an expensive conversion. |
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 12:00:37 » |
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Yeah, there's nowt wrong with getting petrol in the post, perfectly safe.
They're not just a pile-it-high and sell-it-cheap merchant, it seems that they are working with partners to develop a lot of environmentally friendly fuels, plus some really advanced stuff for the future.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 12:02:36 » |
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I'll have to change my Plutonium supplier now... I know someone who used Plutonium to fuel their car, they nearly ended up getting off with their mum in 1955. |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 12:36:42 » |
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No it's deathly serious!
They've certainly cornered the market in high-perfomance fuels. They even sell petrol with NOx already in it which saves on the costs of an expensive conversion. cobblers ! a fuel made from bird shit and feremnted gull corpses !!? You don't want to add NOx to your fuel anyway - besides the fact that NOx is whats emitted by your engine exhaust (nitrogen oxide + nitrogen dioxide) as a green house gas. You inject NOX (N2O,nitrous oxide, laughing gas) as a high pressure gas in the intake, where it condenses, cools, and forms a denser charge with the fuel that detonates with much more power - as well as providing more oxygen than the air from outside allowing you to burn more fuel. Even if you could just add it to your fuel as a liquid (which you can't because its not flammable - you wouldn't really want to breathe it at the dentist if it was) you would still need to modify your engine to stop it from exploding. Be interested to see how many people actually sent them their credit card details though ! |
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 12:43:00 » |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 13:06:49 » |
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I've bought 10,000 litres and I'm currently setting up my own petrol station. Prices will be 80p a litre, if anyone wants the job of petrol attendant please apply now.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 13:14:45 » |
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oh I get it, I realised it was a spoof but I didn't know that they knew I would know that, if you know what I mean...
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 13:15:04 » |
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I've bought 10,000 litres and I'm currently setting up my own petrol station. Prices will be 80p a litre, if anyone wants the job of petrol attendant please apply now. Finally, some gainful employment for Sonic Youth  |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 13:18:38 » |
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only problem is that sonic's 2 for the price of 1 offer will end up as 1 for the price of 2 !
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, September 15, 2005, 13:21:17 » |
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only problem is that sonic's 2 for the price of 1 offer will end up as 1 for the price of 2 ! you beat me to it. i was going to say that petrol would be cheap. could get £21 worth for £12 |
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