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« on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 19:56:08 »

There is a worker at our factory who helps out with less fortunate kids with his wife, and the other week he took them out to Laycock animal park (I think he said?) and one of pupils went missing. They were looking around for him for hours and then suddenly he turns up all wet, he said he fell in the river.
So anyway they take the group back home and his parents tell their son to have a bath. After about an hour they were concerned why their son isn't out of the bath yet, so they trot up the stairs and open the bath room door. And they were stunned to see him at one end of the bath tub and a baby Penguin at the other end. :shock:
apparently when he went missing he manage to climb into the penguin section and shove a penguin into his bag without no one noticing.

I found it fucking funny as heck.  
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #1 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:02:31 »

:shock:  :shock:
 
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:04:10 »

Perhaps he wants to become the next Mr penguin on Eurotrash

 http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/E/eurotrash/Rapido_trash/galleries/mr_penguin/thumb/swingers8.jpg
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:07:01 »

heh heh heh heh thats brilliant.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:07:27 »

i'd love a pengium, would be ace  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:08:50 »

that's fucking harsh - brilliant though Cheesy

I want a penguin.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:10:46 »

http://away.com/images/photography/photo_feature/emperor_pengiuns.jpg

Would have to be an emperor though
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:13:02 »

Soapy Tit Wank Thats funny!!!!penguins are cute,I like the way the waddle Cool
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:21:48 »

Are you sure it wasnt one of these

http://britsuperstore.com/acatalog/penguin.jpg
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:58:56 »

awesome. at newquay zoo nigel the penguin comes out of his cage bit and walks round everyone, the little rudeboy
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:15:58 »

Quote from: "blinkpip"
There is a worker at our factory who helps out with less fortunate kids with his wife, and the other week he took them out to Laycock animal park (I think he said?) and one of pupils went missing. They were looking around for him for hours and then suddenly he turns up all wet, he said he fell in the river.
So anyway they take the group back home and his parents tell their son to have a bath. After about an hour they were concerned why their son isn't out of the bath yet, so they trot up the stairs and open the bath room door. And they were stunned to see him at one end of the bath tub and a baby Penguin at the other end. :shock:
apparently when he went missing he manage to climb into the penguin section and shove a penguin into his bag without no one noticing.

I found it fucking funny as heck.  


BUSTED!!!! Can't fool me mate, i heard this on the Type R forum months back, it was a susposed article from the local Leicester rag but turned out to be a complete hoax.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:30:58 »

Ralphy, bloke at work said it. I don't keep tabs on what he gets up to out of work?(but he does help out with less forunate kids)
don't know wether it true or not, it was funny either way.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #12 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:34:31 »

A bloke posted this a few months back, he then admited it was a hoax  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:41:20 »

Link please. :x
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:52:02 »

i wonder when the him album is out
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