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« Reply #30 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 15:12:08 »

... most importantly come to the Merlin tomorrow, I'll comfort you.
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 15:13:34 »

I once finished with my then girlfriend on her 21st birthday, I still feel like a prize wanker now, which is kind of hard to disagree with.

It wasn't planned, but she asked if I still wanted to be with her....
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 15:31:42 »

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I once finished with my then girlfriend on her 21st birthday, I still feel like a prize wanker now, which is kind of hard to disagree with.

It wasn't planned, but she asked if I still wanted to be with her....


Batch, your guilt is undeserved.

Women will ask these fucking stupid questions........... Cheesy
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 15:31:53 »

Always send flowers!
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 15:46:41 »

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I once finished with my then girlfriend on her 21st birthday, I still feel like a prize wanker now, which is kind of hard to disagree with.

It wasn't planned, but she asked if I still wanted to be with her....

nasty. But at least you told the truth. Which you shouldve told her earlyer.
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 16:24:00 »

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nasty. But at least you told the truth. Which you shouldve told her earlyer.


I was young, but I have learnt the lesson...
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 16:33:59 »

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She wants u back mate, decission time.


I reckon for the hair!!
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:07:42 »

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Always send flowers!


Yes they were very nice.

Thank you ash xx
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 22:24:51 »

i once broke up with a lass on new years eve, via text, purely so i didn't feel guilty nobbing another lass.

i felt rather poo until the nookie started and i felt remarkably good.

since then i've been a good boy and it's paid off. i've weened myself off mentalists and only onto girls that miss birthdays  Crying

(leggett u utter any of these words to anyone we know and you're a deadman)
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, September 9, 2005, 23:14:29 »

I think you should have sent a link to this thread via msn, but it's a bit late now. If you're just going to be 'friends', you will soon fall out of touch when you go to uni
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« Reply #40 on: Saturday, September 10, 2005, 05:09:43 »

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i once broke up with a lass on new years eve, via text, purely so i didn't feel guilty nobbing another lass.

i felt rather poo until the nookie started and i felt remarkably good.

since then i've been a good boy and it's paid off. i've weened myself off mentalists and only onto girls that miss birthdays  Crying

(leggett u utter any of these words to anyone we know and you're a deadman)


lips are sealed fella.


i broke up with one of my ex's via txt, and regretted it ever since, she was fucking ace  Sad  and i felt like a prize cunt. i still do Sad
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« Reply #41 on: Saturday, September 10, 2005, 05:11:15 »

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Quote from: "bennett"
i once broke up with a lass on new years eve, via text, purely so i didn't feel guilty nobbing another lass.

i felt rather poo until the nookie started and i felt remarkably good.

since then i've been a good boy and it's paid off. i've weened myself off mentalists and only onto girls that miss birthdays  Crying

(leggett u utter any of these words to anyone we know and you're a deadman)


lips are sealed fella.


i broke up with one of my ex's via txt, and regretted it ever since, she was fucking ace  Sad  and i felt like a prize cunt. i still do Sad


I agree with that, so you should.
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« Reply #42 on: Saturday, September 10, 2005, 05:13:41 »

i just love the moral support some people offer on this forum.






i'm going to string myself up to a loft beam now Tongue
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« Reply #43 on: Saturday, September 10, 2005, 05:18:59 »

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i just love the moral support some people offer on this forum.






i'm going to string myself up to a loft beam now Tongue


Shit! edit previous post,edit previous post. Cool
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« Reply #44 on: Sunday, September 11, 2005, 18:23:51 »

I seem to be back on speaking terms with my ex now, so thanks for the help guys.

The one thing I forgot to mention was the girl I got with had a boyfriend of 4 years, and she's been persistently texting me ever since.  I'm finding it hard not to be a little bit curious....   Cheesy  Oops
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