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« on: Thursday, July 2, 2020, 18:44:10 » |
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Everyone secretly loves that forgotten slice of toast that has gone all cold and limp. You'll shovel it down faster than you can say "sliced bread, singed by heat", especially if no one is looking? Don't we? Shirley? Bassey?
Crack on.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 2, 2020, 19:44:12 » |
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I'm not sure I've ever forgotten a slice of toast
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 2, 2020, 19:57:31 » |
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I don’t like butter, so couldn’t think of much worse.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 2, 2020, 19:59:27 » |
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Many a slice of toast has been dropped on the floor in a drunken or post drunken state over the years.
Can't remember any of them ever landing butter side up.
They were all probably picked up, dusted down and put back on the plate anyway.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 2, 2020, 20:15:53 » |
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Soggy toast?
No.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 2, 2020, 20:47:57 » |
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Out the toaster. In the fridge. Smother in butter. Add Marmite.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 06:33:19 » |
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I like hot toast with butter & bacon jam
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 08:05:05 » |
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Out the toaster. In the fridge.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 08:06:08 » |
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Toast has to be buttered within a millisecond of being removed from the toaster. Simple as that.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 09:44:49 » |
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No, cold toast is only worth it when you’ve left it in the toaster after it’s done and the butter will sit on top.
That’s with doing.
Soggy toast, is a no.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 11:08:47 » |
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I prefer a bagel.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 11:26:03 » |
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I prefer a bagel.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 11:45:56 » |
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Shalom
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, July 3, 2020, 12:35:56 » |
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Everyone secretly loves that forgotten slice of toast that has gone all cold and limp.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 4, 2020, 01:09:37 » |
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WTAF
Indeed. I can understand leaving a slice to go cold but genuinely popping it into the fridge...  |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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