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Sippo
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« on: Thursday, November 14, 2019, 20:18:28 »

Who ever said romance is dead is a liar. I have a day off work tomorrow and I'm taking the wife to Wantage.

I am the best husband.

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 14, 2019, 20:36:59 »

Bought her half of lager in Pashas . . . still together.
Seems like yesterday. Wheres the time gone ?
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 14, 2019, 20:53:47 »

Moved two ends of a fridge up the stairs for a mutual friend. That was 25 years ago.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 00:43:06 »

I aint complaining fellas but it doesn't seem to be that simple these days.

I offered to buy someone half a lager and got the response "Fuck off". Probably a lucky escape.

I await the "Nope it's just you ya cunt" comments  Pint
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 08:23:42 »



I offered to buy someone half a lager and got the response "Fuck off". Probably a lucky escape.

I await the "Nope it's just you ya cunt" comments  Pint
[/quote]It was probably because you only offered a half, they probably wanted a whole pint !!.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 09:14:21 »

You asked THE FLASH?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 12:48:56 »

Have to say Wantage is alright. Some good charity shops and a very good vinyl shop.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 18:12:30 »


I offered to buy someone half a lager and got the response "Fuck off". Probably a lucky escape.

I await the "Nope it's just you ya cunt" comments  Pint
It was probably because you only offered a half, they probably wanted a whole pint !!.

True, a lot of birds do only drink pints "oop North", whereas I do like a good ale but am partial to the odd decent proper cocktail (careful).
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 19:38:06 »

I am partial to the odd decent proper cocktail (careful).
and he wonders why he's struggling to pull .... Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 19:56:22 »

and he wonders why he's struggling to pull .... Wink

To use modern terminology.... you think Bambi is incel, rather than self-partnered  Hmmm
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 19:56:48 »

and he wonders why he's struggling to pull .... Wink

Fuck you Paul 
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 20:00:21 »

To use modern terminology.... you think Bambi is incel, rather than self-partnered  Hmmm

For liking cocktails! Must remember to wear my buttonless green silk shirt and medallion next time. Should ensure success.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 21:01:04 »

For liking cocktails! Must remember to wear my buttonless green silk shirt and medallion next time. Should ensure success.
Exclusive security camera shots of bambi on the pull
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, November 15, 2019, 21:03:15 »

Exclusive security camera shots of bambi on the pull


Fantastic!
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