michael
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« on: Wednesday, March 16, 2016, 14:47:23 » |
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England v West Indies today.
Put everything you have got on Ben Stokes getting out to Marlon Samuels.
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Nemo
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 16, 2016, 14:54:18 » |
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I wouldn't recommend that, Samuels is banned from bowling.
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michael
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 16, 2016, 15:09:02 » |
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Ahh yes, good point.
Although, Stokes does have a knack for getting out in increasingly unconventional ways...
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 16, 2016, 17:34:33 » |
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Stokes has had Samuels caught off a no ball, that might fit your criteria...
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 16, 2016, 18:20:34 » |
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Chris Gayle is Chris Gayle. What can you do about him?
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 16, 2016, 18:43:32 » |
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Bowl properly and with a plan
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 17, 2016, 01:02:00 » |
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that was absolutely abysmal today. we didn't have a clue how to cope with gayle and didn't really try anything new to frustrate him.
thought our bowling was typified by Ali's final over, whom after 2 consecutive sixes, decided to bowl a ball in Gayle's arc again, only for it to get pumped over his head.
our bowling is weak, we need to score 20/30 above par to have any chance in beating the competitions best..
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 17, 2016, 18:11:52 » |
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He's a freak batter and very difficult to bowl at im sure, a guy today suggested, why dont we just accept that he will stick a few in the stand and instead of having blokes on the fence watching it sail over their heads, stick in three slips and a gully and just bowl outside off.  not the worst idea iv ever heard actually. but would never happen
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 15:34:06 » |
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Jeez.
4 overs gone and Saffers 50-0
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 15:39:49 » |
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Never seen such incompetent bowling.
5 overs now - 72-0 and Topley, who got thrashed in his first over has dropped a dolly
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 15:46:10 » |
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Actually, we're improving. The last match against SA, they got 88-0 off the first 6! 
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 15:49:02 » |
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Whoop de fucking do - a wicket!
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 15:49:18 » |
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Yay! A wicket. The plan is working. 
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 16:05:48 » |
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Folding like a pack of cards now, we've got them on the run
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 16:49:21 » |
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If we win this, it'll be good for morale.
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