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« Reply #195 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 14:16:28 »

In fairness, super molluscs sound horrifying.
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« Reply #196 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 14:37:15 »

And having loads of Aslans roaming the country could be quite terrifying.
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« Reply #197 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 14:38:48 »

It's happening now! UK molluscs are a safe haven for IKEA!
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« Reply #198 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 15:09:36 »

And having loads of Aslans roaming the country could be quite terrifying.

Not quite as large, but there is a campaign to re-introduce the lynx to the UK....Scottish landowners do seem terrified.

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/oct/29/will-reintroduced-lynx-hunt-britains-sheep
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« Reply #199 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 15:38:02 »

We need to start arming ourselves with knives, baseball bats, etc. I don't leave the house unless I've got my tool out!
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« Reply #200 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 15:53:52 »

We need to start arming ourselves with knives, baseball bats, etc. I don't leave the house unless I've got my tool out!

fB?
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« Reply #201 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 16:53:00 »

I do hope so.
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« Reply #202 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 18:50:41 »

I reckon it's Spacey.
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« Reply #203 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 19:09:22 »

I demand the right to carry a gun, our governments were supposed to protect us by ensuring the bad guys didn't enter the country. All I have to defend myself against and armed terrorist is a bunch of keys and some loose change, hardly a fair match when the shooting starts. Oh yeah all this trouble is thatcher's fault and her pikey Tory government.
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« Reply #204 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 19:18:07 »

I literally just spat beer all over my keyboard after reading the first 8 words of that.
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« Reply #205 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 19:20:15 »

Please tell me that's not supposed to be serious.
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« Reply #206 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 19:31:06 »

I demand the right to carry a gun, our governments were supposed to protect us by ensuring the bad guys didn't enter the country. All I have to defend myself against and armed terrorist is a bunch of keys and some loose change, hardly a fair match when the shooting starts. Oh yeah all this trouble is thatcher's fault and her pikey Tory government.

Guns are unreliable because the mechanisms, springs etc. jam up from non use. Could be useful to whack them over them over the head, but have you thought about a cricket bat or a 9 iron?
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« Reply #207 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 19:36:54 »

I demand the right to carry a gun, our governments were supposed to protect us by ensuring the bad guys didn't enter the country. All I have to defend myself against and armed terrorist is a bunch of keys and some loose change, hardly a fair match when the shooting starts. Oh yeah all this trouble is thatcher's fault and her pikey Tory government.

Spot on! I was on the bus the other day and I saw one of those emu kids reading the Kerrang. The danger is everywhere!
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« Reply #208 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 19:57:35 »

You guys may mock me but I'm serious, just wait till it happens in the UK, then all you bleeding heart liberals will be saying Where can I get a gun to defend myself.. The other option is to deploy the Army and arm every police office although there's not many of them left.
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« Reply #209 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 20:08:30 »

I'm not mocking you. There's a Jumanji John in every street!
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