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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #120 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 06:24:13 »

This is all a bit heavy for me to take in first thing on a Monday morning.
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« Reply #121 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 06:34:46 »

Squeamish. It's squeamish.
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« Reply #122 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 07:30:14 »

8% of domestic sheep are gay. Good for them.

Thank you!
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« Reply #123 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 09:49:42 »

Squeamish. It's squeamish.

He's right about black pudding though.
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« Reply #124 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 09:58:53 »

Thank you!

Homosexuality is actually quite common throughout the animal kingdom, which pisses on the suggestion by homophobes that it's unnatural. Yet there's only one known species on Earth that displays homophobia....
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Skinny Pete

« Reply #125 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 10:00:11 »

I bet it's those anteaters. Bigoted lot.
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« Reply #126 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 10:00:36 »

Homosexuality is actually quite common throughout the animal kingdom, which pisses on the suggestion by homophobes that it's unnatural. Yet there's only one known species on Earth that displays homophobia....

Can the Welsh tell the difference?
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« Reply #127 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 10:26:14 »

8% of domestic sheep are gay. Good for them.

Domestic sheep? Are these the ones kept by people as pets?
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« Reply #128 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 10:29:34 »

Domestic sheep? Are these the ones kept by people as pets?

Quite sure it would apply to livestock as well.
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« Reply #129 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 10:36:23 »

Quite sure it would apply to livestock as well.

No those hill sheep are notoriously homophobic, its what you get living out on the fells in an  weathers on your own!
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« Reply #130 on: Friday, October 30, 2015, 01:52:26 »

It might only take three chords to write the next big pop song, but it will probably help if you play them really well. The occasional 7th won't go amiss.
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« Reply #131 on: Friday, October 30, 2015, 01:55:34 »

It's the content and meaning that is important. If the best written response you can manage to something is correcting spelling or grammar, then you probably shouldn't bother.

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« Reply #132 on: Friday, October 30, 2015, 02:03:08 »

Condoms don't only protect you from STD's, they also save you from pregnancy.
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« Reply #133 on: Friday, October 30, 2015, 02:06:55 »

Learn how to bake a cake, not only is cake delicious, but it might surprise people when you turn up with one.
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« Reply #134 on: Friday, October 30, 2015, 02:07:37 »

Tray bakes and Brownies don't count.
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