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« Reply #105 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 03:35:21 » |
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Don't listen to Radio2. It'll make you really boring.
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« Reply #106 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 03:37:07 » |
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If you watch a lot of stuff on ITV then you are the sort of 'chav' that people have been slagging off.
That doesn't mean you are a bad person.
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« Reply #107 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 03:38:37 » |
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Never argue with short people, they are all fucking crazy.
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« Reply #108 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 03:39:18 » |
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If you're unhappy. Stop. Work out why. Change it. Carry on.
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« Reply #109 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 03:42:51 » |
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Face up to your own mortality. You are going to die someday.
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« Reply #110 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 03:59:28 » |
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Find the advice of a complete pisshead entertaining, but don't follow your life by it.
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« Reply #111 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 04:03:52 » |
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Don't ignore athletes foot.
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« Reply #112 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 04:06:11 » |
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If you have to justify the ends by the means, then it probably means that the means were a bit mean.
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« Reply #113 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 04:23:58 » |
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Sometimes it's best to go to bed.
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« Reply #114 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 04:42:41 » |
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Don't convince yourself by going to bed an hour earlier the night after the clocks change that you will wake up at your 'normal' time.It means you end up reading TEF and waking the Mrs up by laughing out loud(sometimes).
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« Reply #115 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 04:44:31 » |
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If someone tells you they've got a giraffe in their garden, tell them you've got one with a hat on.
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« Reply #116 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 04:50:35 » |
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Don't try and convince yourself that you ain't out of shape just because you only have a 34" waist.Do something about that overhanging gut/gunt.
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« Reply #117 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 05:05:11 » |
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Don't believe anyone that tells you they woke their mrs up laughing out at the TEF
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« Reply #118 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 05:11:51 » |
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If you're still looking for a path in your life, follow mooji, he will see you right.
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« Reply #119 on: Monday, October 26, 2015, 05:13:02 » |
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If you're now wondering who mooji is, you're still looking for a path in life.
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