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sonicyouth

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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:16:20 »

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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 00:35:10 »

so did you puke on another girl whilst shaggin her, or puke with your missus? Tongue
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 00:49:03 »

Or was he shagging another girl and puked on his missus? To add insult to injury.
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 10:45:46 »

you've got a "christian girlfriend" ffs that's enough to make me sick anyway

as for the porn walrus, that's the worst excuse i've heard for ages

"my mate did it" yeah like fuck did he  Wink
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 10:48:31 »

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you've got a "christian girlfriend" ffs that's enough to make me sick anyway


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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 10:50:42 »

where did you get the christian bit?
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 10:51:43 »

he told us that ages ago

a bloody christian girlfriend ffs

i bet she reels of hail marys whilst he's pumping away
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 11:09:30 »

maybe she dresses as a nun and whilst he is riding her she sticks a crucafix up her arse whilst sucking off an effigy of our lord saviours only son begotten not made.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 11:25:10 »

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maybe she dresses as a nun and whilst he is riding her she sticks a crucafix up her arse whilst sucking off an effigy of our lord saviours only son begotten not made.


 You've seen Ken Russell's The Devils, then Mex?
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 11:26:43 »

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he told us that ages ago

a bloody christian girlfriend ffs

i bet she reels of hail marys whilst he's pumping away


 

Spuddy_STFC promotes ban religion day. Beers
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 11:29:02 »

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.  Had to do a bit of sucking up today as I puked during sex....   :|


 


I assumes he means with a hoover?
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 12:22:41 »

It was when a Blackpool player through the ball away, I thought it was rude.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 14:37:50 »

Yo Walrus go to your 'dads' start menu>programs>accessories>system tools>system cleanup. Follow the wizard. You want to clear all temp files and temp internet files.

I don't know if this clears auto complete as well though. To do that open internet explorer and then tools>intenet options. Click the content tab then on auto complete. Click clear the forms.

Don't know why I'm helping. It would be funny for your 'dad' to find out!
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 18:07:35 »

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maybe she dresses as a nun and whilst he is riding her she sticks a crucafix up her arse whilst sucking off an effigy of our lord saviours only son begotten not made.


 
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, August 21, 2005, 20:46:51 »

I puked on my missus while having intercourse.  However, after just having a couple of rather rampant sessions I can confirm she does not receit hail mary's during sex.  She's a methodist so she's not supposed to be having sex, but that was knocked out of her straight away.  We're going to uni in a month though so that will be that.  I could never marry a religious bird it would do my nut!

Simon - I fucking love you.  I'll do everything I can to clense my dad's PC, or I will be truly bummed when my folks get back.  My house is a shit tip at the moment.  Piss stains, sick stains, cum on my parent's bed sheets, my sister's room stinking of skunk, PC's filled up with porn, mum's car flat-spotted rear tyres, arse print on my passenger window on my car, tons of beer cans in my neighbour's garden who are incidentally away on holiday, and my house all stinks of booze!
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