walrus
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« on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:45:58 » |
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I threw a party last night in aid of my parents being away, and it went a bit wrong. I knew I shouldn't have left free bottles of red wine out. I've spent the day clearing up sick and piss (who pisses themselves when they're drunk?!) and trying to stop my house stinking of alcohol. Unfortunately, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to put shemale porn on my computer, except he couldn't find my computer, so he did it to my dad's!
I know how to clear the history, but does this remove the porn all together? Would system restore work? I'm going to get found out aren't I. :|
I'd recount all the amusing anecdotes last night but I feel fucking awful, plus it's a bloody blur. Had to do a bit of sucking up today as I puked during sex.... :|
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:47:29 » |
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. Had to do a bit of sucking up today as I puked during sex.... :|
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:47:44 » |
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you didnt need to tell us that last bit, however I do feel extremely sorry for your misses.....really I do....
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Whits
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:48:14 » |
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(who pisses themselves when they're drunk?!)
i know loads of people who've done it but only when they are fecking hammered, i'm glad i'm not one of them!
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller, signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller, first touch is average but his second is a killer, heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:50:31 » |
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my grooming is reaching fruitition.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:53:02 » |
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Unfortunately, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to put shemale porn on my computer, except he couldn't find my computer, so he did it to my dad's!
did they just search for shemale porn or install some sort of dogey program?
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller, signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller, first touch is average but his second is a killer, heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:56:05 » |
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I think they just searched some on the net, then set it as the desktop.
I wasn't sick on my girlfriend, plus she was pretty hammered too so she didn't seem overly bothered!
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 22:59:30 » |
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I wasn't sick on my girlfriend,
good to see there are manners in the young, after a while you will get used to it in so much as your timing wont alter and you wont miss a stroke, practice makes perfect
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:01:22 » |
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I wasn't sick on my girlfriend,
good to see there are manners in the young, after a while you will get used to it in so much as your timing wont alter and you wont miss a stroke, practice makes perfect Oooooh that reminds....KT shouted something about manners at football totally out of blue.....weird :nuts:
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:07:20 » |
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I wasn't sick on my girlfriend,
good to see there are manners in the young, after a while you will get used to it in so much as your timing wont alter and you wont miss a stroke, practice makes perfect Oooooh that reminds....KT shouted something about manners at football totally out of blue.....weird :nuts: can't remember what he said but it got a few laughs
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller, signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller, first touch is average but his second is a killer, heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:08:21 » |
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I wasn't sick on my girlfriend,
good to see there are manners in the young, after a while you will get used to it in so much as your timing wont alter and you wont miss a stroke, practice makes perfect Oooooh that reminds....KT shouted something about manners at football totally out of blue.....weird :nuts: can't remember what he said but it got a few laughs He said something to the Blackpool player about getting some manners....but he didnt say please....which I duely pointed out
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:11:23 » |
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Did you all miss my screams of WIIIIIIIIIDE?
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:12:34 » |
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Did you all miss my screams of WIIIIIIIIIDE? Nah because we played it out wide well, just shame are wingers were staring in a video called 'how not to cross'
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:12:53 » |
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i replaced your screams with a call of "move for him town" and various other witty anicdotes about players needing to move. we missed your ability to track the score though
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller, signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller, first touch is average but his second is a killer, heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, August 20, 2005, 23:13:45 » |
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