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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 17:47:31 »
The arse you see before you was involved in an unsavoury incident on the third night of our holiday, when we all got extremely drunk (bar the gay of the group who only got drunk once on the entire holiday) and all get separated.  I woke up underneath a car, next to a pile of vomit which I hope was my own...

Said sober gay and above arse returned to apartment, where arse suddenly needed a dump.  He ran to the toilet undoing his trousers as he went, but being as pissed as he was he couldn't find the toilet, and tripped as he's trousers fell down his ankle.  He fell on the floor, passed out, and proceded to shit whilst asleep.  Unfortunately, sober gay did not get a picture as he was too busy cleaning up the mess, whiping the poor guy's arse and sticking him in bed.   :|
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 17:52:20 »
I would of left him there!
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:06:01 »
Sober gay not only sounds like a girl, he also sounds like he bums men.
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:08:51 »
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was your holiday a big gay bender week or something Walrus?

sounds fun, can i come next time?
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:11:20 »
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Sober gay not only sounds like a girl, he also sounds like he bums men.


He really is a bit of a killjoy - he whinged about everything, even when reps poured water all over him and got his towel wet.  He was on a boat ffs.  The reps just rinsed him all week.

Pinky - definitely, you're first on the invite list.
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:14:45 »
Whenever we go on holiday there seems to be someone like that (maybe not so bad as a non drinker). I HATE THEM SO MUCH
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:16:47 »
I think it's the law of lad's holiday - there has to be a boring, mothering one who pisses everyone off and swears there will never take them again.  However, if you don't have one of those poofy-types, who will keep everything tidy and organise everything?  I know if I was left to my own devices I'd just have been swimming in a pool of my own vomit all week twatted off my face on alcohol/metholated spirits...
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 21:55:40 »
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"As well" is two fucking words  :x

When are you getting your fake ID and hitting the Merlin?


when i can spell! so not anytime soon!  Sad  i can get in the merlin surely? dont have to be 18 to get in a pub!
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