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Ralphy

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« on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:02:23 »

Every bloody morning when i'm out delivering my round it's the same old thing..

'' it's warm today postman, bet your happy''

'' i expect your wet postman'' (no fucking shit sherlock)

'' it's too hot today postman''

'' abit slippy today postman''

WHO CARES?!!!
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STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:03:20 »

You, apparently....
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fatbury

« Reply #2 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:05:50 »

i must be old cos i do that!!  :old:
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McLovin

« Reply #3 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:07:22 »

i never talk to postmen.  People who work at that time and wear shorts no matter the weather need to be approached with caution...
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:08:48 »

I only wear shorts if it's above 25 degrees!!!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:11:20 »

i talk to my post man, he is fit.  never talk about the weather though
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McLovin

« Reply #6 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:11:23 »

Yeah yeah...
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:12:25 »

Ralph you should tell everyone about your dog zapper Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:19:56 »

No cos their all dog lovers.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:21:45 »

people address you as "postman"?
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Ralphy

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« Reply #10 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:27:52 »

Yes all the time, or sometimes postie.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:28:51 »

does anyone call you Postman Pat?
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:30:01 »

The kids sing the theme tune to me sometimes, makes you feel a right cunt.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:32:04 »

'' abit slippy today postman''



I hope its only the women who say that Ralphy boy(fnarr,fnarr!)
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, August 15, 2005, 13:33:30 »

Everyone knows that the weather is a traditional English conversation starter.
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