haha rick is probably quite a good one. rick it is.
ok i'll come then as long as nothing major arises. i'll be on my lonesome though as my dad is a tight git and wont travel to pikeyville let alone pay to see one of your matches. so i need to know some things:
1. where can i park?
2. can i pay on the gate?
3. i should head for the merlin right? about what time? where is the merlin?
4. is there much more traffic on matchdays? thinking about travelling time.
5. your ground is near the magic roundabout, yes?
i prefer cunt, if you come and stand with us cant guarntee safety with dex/ashers mob.

safety as in the opposite of safety?