Surreal Dreams

[horlock07]

I had possibly the oddest dream ever last night,

I dreamt that I was at Rod Stewarts 75th birthday party at his small house in Minster Lovell which was also attended by a number of people that I went to primary school (in Minster Lovell) with and have nots spoken to since.

I have no idea what it was all about....

[Saxondale]

Its all suppressed memories.  Minster Lovell was actually your village priest who buggered his way through you and the other primary school boys for years.  He used to insist on dressing as Rod Stewart singing Do ya think im sexy before the rape.

You're welcome.

[Sir Pissalot]

Thanks Saxondale!  Don't have nightmares, people.

[Reg Smeeton]

Had you been eating cheese, before bed?

[Gnasher]

I dreamt that I was being chased by a wheelchair bound Dennis Waterman on the roof of a building made of lettuce leaves.

I wish I could say that I made this up but it's unfortunately true.

[Samdy Gray]

After my Cornish holiday earlier in October I was drinking Rattler quite regularly in the evenings. That gave me some very surreal dreams.

I've always been fascinated by the ability to have lucid dreams. I've managed it a few times and it makes for a fun night's sleep (especially if there's a rather buxom woman involved) but that was mostly by accident and I have never really explored it further. Maybe I should.

[Honkytonk]

I once had a dream my arms were made of spaghetti and I was being chased by an angry italian who thought I was his son. I still to this day have no idea what it meant.

I do have a regular one that I'm driving and the brakes don't work.

[Ardiles]

I had a proper sexy dream last night - the type that you can remember in vivid detail when you wake up.  It was magnificent.  Great start to the day.

Not surreal,  I know.

[Saxondale]

I dreamt that I was being chased by a wheelchair bound Dennis Waterman on the roof of a building made of lettuce leaves.

I wish I could say that I made this up but it's unfortunately true.

That's a sign that you have a crippled mind (er) and you worried that reality is going to crash through the flimsy shell you have built yourself.

[Saxondale]

I once had a dream my arms were made of spaghetti and I was being chased by an angry italian who thought I was his son. I still to this day have no idea what it meant.

I do have a regular one that I'm driving and the brakes don't work.

The broken brakes is clearly premature ejaculation.

[Bogus Dave]

I dreamt I had a week old baby daughter a few nights ago. Last night I dreamt I had a dead pigeon in my bed.

Analyse that, psychologists.

[Flashheart]

Sitting on the beach finding that constant giant tsunamis (a common theme) are diluting my beer.

[Abrahammer]

Not particularly surreal but i have same dream, probably once a month, where i find myself walking around the town centre bare footed.  I have a thing about being barefooted in real life so this recurring dream disturbs me a bit

[Gnasher]

That's a sign that you have a crippled mind (er) and you worried that reality is going to crash through the flimsy shell you have built yourself.

 

[Batch]

I dreamt I had a car last night, but when I woke up all I had was the horn.