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« on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 07:16:49 »

Like a blind date with your mum’s best friend’s daughter
           
           



  IT WASN’T pretty, it wasn’t anything out of the ordinary but afterwards the same old satisfaction was still there.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/10720759.Like_a_blind_date_with_your_mum___s_best_friend___s_daughter/?ref=rss
           
           
           
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 07:47:25 »

That's got to be one of the worst analogies I've ever heard.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 08:08:54 »

It's clumsy.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 08:18:09 »

Is going on a blind date with your mum's best friend's daughter even a thing?  Hmmm It makes me feel like it's some sort of rite of passage I've missed out on?
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 08:41:28 »

Morshead obviously writing from experience...
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 08:47:27 »

Reads like DMRs memoirs
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 09:50:47 »

Reads like DMRs memoirs

Was she fat and have a distinct dislike of DMR's dirty man yoghurt ?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 09:54:01 »

I think they have changed the title -

Now says - Town not at their best but still take three points

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« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 14:24:32 »

That's slander in my book.....how did he know about that!?
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