How do I clean my sofa upholstery?

[Flashheart]

It's proper filthy.

Surely I can't just use detergent as it would sink into the stuffing and stuff. So what does one do?

[Peter Gibbons]

It's proper filthy.

Surely I can't just use detergent as it would sink into the stuffing and stuff. So what does one do?

I am going to suggest steam.  One of those Kärcher-type things.

Edit: Youtube appears to agree

[Flashheart]

I forgot to add 'without having to buy expensive gadgets'.

[Peter Gibbons]

I forgot to add 'without having to buy expensive gadgets'.

[ron dodgers]

lick it

[Peter Gibbons]

lick it

[4D]

Buy a new one