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DMR

« Reply #405 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 08:12:52 »

Good god no. In that picture she looks like one of those bizarre alien women from the original Star Trek TV series.

"It's a woman Jim, but not as we know them"

You really have lost your fucking marbles
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Talk Talk

« Reply #406 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 08:25:59 »

You really have lost your fucking marbles

I think not. This is a good looking woman?



She looks like a pig that has had a face fight with a frying pan.
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DMR

« Reply #407 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 08:34:05 »

If you must know, I would ejaculate so hard I would probably leave my intestinal lining in her.
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Talk Talk

« Reply #408 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 08:39:02 »

If you must know, I would ejaculate so hard I would probably leave my intestinal lining in her.

You are such an old romantic Dave.
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« Reply #409 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 08:39:22 »

She is slightly kooky, I like that. I like marmite too.
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« Reply #410 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 08:42:55 »

She is slightly kooky, I like that. I like marmite too.

Marmite, it's Marmite.

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« Reply #411 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 08:46:54 »

She looks like a pig that has had a face fight with a frying pan.
I agree with you on this one Al.
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« Reply #412 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 09:00:55 »

Or even the crew


I think Talk Talk has a point, but it collapses at Yeoman Rand.  I'd be asking her if she fancied a stroll up on A Deck

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« Reply #413 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 10:38:26 »

There was fucking shitloads of fanny in the original Star Trek.

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« Reply #414 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 11:10:56 »

There was fucking shitloads of fanny in the original Star Trek.

It was the story of one man's quest to fuck his way around the universe.
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« Reply #415 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 11:20:50 »

There was fucking shitloads of fanny in the original Star Trek.

Have some Orion slave girl dancing  Smiley



I once had a close encounter with a bird called Vina who looked like she was from Talos IV.  Although in this case,  beer glasses were creating the illusion rather than aliens with abnormally large craniums. Least I think so  Smiley
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« Reply #416 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 12:36:59 »

Have some Orion slave girl dancing

I once had a close encounter with a bird called Vina who looked like she was from Talos IV.  Although in this case,  beer glasses were creating the illusion rather than aliens with abnormally large craniums. Least I think so  Smiley

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« Reply #417 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 12:38:59 »

 Popcorn
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« Reply #418 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 14:06:36 »

That's my mum's name, something you want to tell me?  Dad?   Cheesy

It was close but no post coital cigar...is a love of cycling genetic?
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« Reply #419 on: Wednesday, April 16, 2014, 16:26:17 »

It was close but no post coital cigar...is a love of cycling genetic?

There can't be to many women with that name but unless you're in your late 70s or have some Gilf fetish I think safe.
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