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Flashheart

« on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:25:32 »

Can we keep them in here as some get lost in among other threads.

There's some right hum-dingers out there that are worth a giggle, while others may have some truth in them. Could be a good idea to stop them infecting other non-related threads as well.
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phelpsieboy

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:30:29 »

They are lizards. End of discussion and bring in David Icke.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:37:45 »

They are crab people
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Flashheart

« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:39:46 »

Taste like crab, walk like people?
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:46:52 »

Just partial to a bit of crab.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:50:02 »

Taste like crab, walk like people?

Other way round.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:51:59 »

Walk like people, taste like crab?
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:16:20 »

 In the 1950's Swindon was sprayed by air with bacteria from Porton Down...this was because the MoD knew of aliens living amongst us, who would be vunerable to this form of germ warfare...unfortunately it was a typical 50's military cock-up. The aliens buried their craft under the CG pitch, during the war years, when the CG was under the disguise of being a PoW camp. The floodlights were built in 1960 to act as a transmitting marker buoy.

The ship needs the combined psychic power of 40,000 human brains to be in its immediate vicinity, to be activated, the aliens cam close in the 70's, but have been thwarted on numerous occasions by the efforts of special forces. No coincidence that the last owner was called Black and was a shadowy figure at the CG, who no-one quite knew what his motivation was.

The latest alien plot...see Callum Rice, is to hold concerts at the CG in an effort to aggregate the necessary people.

Rikki Hunt, a prime mover in recent years also had a scheme which entailed setting up a network of muslamic rays over the Town, disguised as a wi-fi system, in order to brainwash people to attend the CG, it only failed due to the incompetence of his sidekick Blue.

The CG hosts te mother ship....there are others dotted around Wiltshire. See Cley Hill Warminster for example...Waden Hill Avebury....Merlin's Mount marlborough.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:40:06 »

Now the play offs are done have the board answered the prepared questions?
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:44:08 »

Flashheart is Jeds cousin, that's why he's such a supporter of this current board.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:46:06 »

Now the play offs are done have the board answered the prepared questions?


To be fair they never specified which play off's....
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Flashheart

« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:52:46 »

Flashheart is Jeds cousin, that's why he's such a supporter of this current board.

I fear for this forum, I really do. If sitting on the fence is deemed to be supporting the board then this place is going to go the way of thisis.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:54:53 »

Oh, sorry - was this a serious thread?

Whooooosh to you, sir.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:55:13 »

I fear for this forum, I really do. If sitting on the fence is deemed to be supporting the board then this place is going to go the way of thisis.

Bloody happy clapper  Cheesy
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Flashheart

« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:55:39 »

I stand whoooshed.
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