POSITION AVAILABLE!!!

[BANGKOK RED]

The position of a live in house maid has become available, a very attractive salary and excellent living/working conditions will be granted o the successful applicant.

The applicants should posses the following attributes:

To be able to climb at least 1 flight of stairs per day without claiming physical exhaustion and opression.

Must understand that the house pets require food and water to survive.

Must understand that the house pets ARE NOT a source of entertainment through cruelty.

Must understand that to wash up effectively, WATER and washing up liquid is required.

Must understand that floors, especially toilet floors MUST NOT be cleaned using a face towel.

Must understand that car windscreens MUST NOT be washed using a mop.

Must possess basic intelligence and have a memory span of at least 2 minutes.

Must NOT search through the employers personal affects and banking records.

Must understand that her male employer i just that, he IS happily married with a child and IS NOT a prespective boyfriend/husband/sugar daddy.

Must accept that this is a PAYED JOB, and must actually WORK to warrant a salary.

Due to previous trialists being unable to acheive ANY of these pre-requisites, this position is still available to somebody who does not expect a free ride.

[magicroundabout]

Trouble with you last maid BR :roll:

[BANGKOK RED]

Trouble with you last maid BR :roll:

It is just shocking, since our last good one left, we have gotten through 2 already since Friday, tis' unbeleivable, give them a job and they do fuckall, and one of them really did try to wash my Car windscreen with a mop!!!!!!

Another claimed that because we had money that we should hire 2 maids, giving away the fact that she had been sneaking through our bank details whilst we were out, they even have the cheek to ask for severenace pay of 1 month's salary after 2 days of doing fuck-all.

[Mexicano Rojo]

where do you live in bangkok? my mates maid is ace and well fit, but he lives in moobhan seethakit, probably spelt that wrong, good luck fella

[magicroundabout]

it amazes me that people find the concept of cleaning so hard.
to even attempt to try and clean a car with a mop is just stupidity in it's self.

i mean how hard can cleaning be.

so i take it no news on your old maid being able to come back?

[BANGKOK RED]

so i take it no news on your old maid being able to come back?

No news whatsoever, which is a shame cos' she was real good. Being Burmese it is unlikely that there are any communications whatsoever where she is.

[McLovin]

Can you not clean your house?  

[Whits]

how much you offering? i'll do it?  

[BANGKOK RED]

Can you not clean your house?  

SOD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[walrus]

Could you not try giving one a trial period, in which you tell them they must impress or they're out on their ear, without sounding too stern or threatening!

My mum has a ironing business and loans out business to helpers, but they can be poo, over-charging my mum (telling her it took longer than it should have done) and not doing a very good job.  By giving them a trial it gently reminds them their work's under scrutiny!!

[@MacPhlea]

it amazes me that people find the concept of cleaning so hard.
to even attempt to try and clean a car with a mop is just stupidity in it's self.

i mean how hard can cleaning be.

It's called bangkok female logic - I clean floor with mop so I clean everything using mop - look see, clean teeth with mop, clean dog with mop, aahh clean car window with mop - specially good on inside!

[Ralphy]

Bangkok Red are you rich by our standards or by Thai standards?

Cos lets face it, anyone from Britain with a full time job is stinking rich in Thailand!

[magicroundabout]

it amazes me that people find the concept of cleaning so hard.
to even attempt to try and clean a car with a mop is just stupidity in it's self.

i mean how hard can cleaning be.

It's called bangkok female logic - I clean floor with mop so I clean everything using mop - look see, clean teeth with mop, clean dog with mop, aahh clean car window with mop - specially good on inside!

     

[Ralphy]

B R, these Thai fags scared the crap out of me!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/000_0081.jpg

[BANGKOK RED]

Bangkok Red are you rich by our standards or by Thai standards?

Cos lets face it, anyone from Britain with a full time job is stinking rich in Thailand!

By Thai standards you wouldn't exactly say that I am rich (Having a maid is fairly common here) although I am certainly well off.

By English standards you could say that I am comfortable, although it really can be difficult to compare because my lifestyle is vastly different here regardless of money. For example being able to jump on a  a speedboat to get to an island may seem extravagant but it really is not such a big deal out here, also eating out here is the norm even for less well monied Thai's. Yet going out to a restaurant in England is often a special event that can require saving for and is certainly not a daily occurence.