everybody wants to be a dj

[Mexicano Rojo]

so what is your dj name, and even if you have never been a dj what would it be.

my dj name is joey deacon, and i used to dj at sussex university, and people would come up and ask for records and think that it was my real name

[Reg Smeeton]

Horace Batchelor.

[Sussex]

Dave Pearce.

Never fooled anyone mind.

[Mexicano Rojo]

Horace Batchelor.

cool i might nick that, have to say i would always piss myself when i would hear on the radio "and tonight at the escape club dj joey deacon"

[Reg Smeeton]

Horace Batchelor.

cool i might nick that, have to say i would always piss myself when i would hear on the radio "and tonight at the escape club dj joey deacon"

 I think you should......

[Ben Wah Balls]

I have a few but DJ Detrimental.

[sonicyouth]

dj joey deacon - classic  

[Leggett]

my favourite ever DJ;

DJ (darren) DUST in teh FURNARSE in town. he plays the same stuff, each week, without fail. will play anything for a lady, but if a gent asks its a sharp intake of breath and "i'll see what i can do", he's a cunt. and looks like a weasel  :evil:

[Spud]

my favourite ever DJ;

DJ (darren) DUST in teh FURNARSE in town. he plays the same stuff, each week, without fail. will play anything for a lady, but if a gent asks its a sharp intake of breath and "i'll see what i can do", he's a cunt. and looks like a weasel  :evil:

Oh i remeber the Mission days of requesting a tune and the dj saying exactly the same thing, "oh no sorry mate i havent got that tune but ive got Abba instead!" fuck off cunt.

[Leggett]

i need dave to back up the stories of how much a cunt dusty is. everyone thinks he's gay. he had a crush on my eldest sister for years, now she's married he dropped his mock-friendliness with me and my twin sister, thank fuck.

[Spud]

i need dave to back up the stories of how much a cunt dusty is. everyone thinks he's gay. he had a crush on my eldest sister for years, now she's married he dropped his mock-friendliness with me and my twin sister, thank fuck.

So marriage is a good thing then.

Dave has confirmed that Dusty is a cunt!.

[Leggett]

yea, rids me of forced contact and mock-niceties with him, so it can only be a good thing!!!

[Spud]

Maybe its time you officially told him that he's a cunt?!

[Leggett]

i've called him many names before, and he's threatened to ban me from the furnarse. which would be the worst thing ever.  

[Spud]

i've called him many names before, and he's threatened to ban me from the furnarse. which would be the worst thing ever.  

Does he own the fucking place or something?. :evil:

Simply state that if he bans you, you will kindly ban him from walking again.