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Danjackson10

« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:46:02 »

dump her and go out with stfcbird :piemonte:
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McLovin

« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:47:26 »

Hands off!  She is shared between the forum.  You can have Mondays.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:48:43 »

Just let her go mate, enjoy the game, go out after and end up in a lap dancing club.

Where's the drama?

 Beers
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McLovin

« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:49:48 »

on the BBC, if the adverts are to be believed...
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Danjackson10

« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:51:34 »

if you go to her thing make sure you wreck it by getting pissed and puking on her   Beers :guinness: :chunder: :arsekisser:
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:59:10 »

as for young mr bennett getting pissed, those days are long gone unfortunately.


as for clo, i can see why you're annoyed, but let her do her thing. then we'll get a few boys down to watch the bornmuff game!!!
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Spud

« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 13:59:23 »

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Just let her go mate, enjoy the game, go out after and end up in a lap dancing club.

 Beers


Agree with that especially as Bornmuff has got a Spearmint Rhino..... Wink
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 20:30:17 »

and a few your eyes only...

alas gents i don't touch alcohol or anything else bad u may care to mention. meh i've come to the conclusion her friends the nob for booking it when she knows it's my birthday. so i'll poop into a bag and wrap it for her birthday
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Spud

« Reply #23 on: Thursday, August 4, 2005, 04:56:18 »

Im sure Spearmint Rhino serve non-alchoholic beverages, not that i would participate in any drinking of such nature.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, August 4, 2005, 05:14:36 »

kick the friend in the head. simple!!!
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, August 4, 2005, 20:22:13 »

Go to football, enjoy it.....watch us win and have a good birthday....

Leave the misses else where and have a proper lads night out....perfect in my eyes....
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, August 4, 2005, 20:34:04 »

Let her go to her mates 'do' and you go to b'muff with the lads. Make her feel really guilty about missing your birthday so she'll have to make it up in the bedroom
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, August 5, 2005, 20:39:30 »

i can assure you the future mrs bennett and i have wonderous intercourse gentlemen, so i'll have to think up something really really perverse to punish her  :twisted:
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, August 5, 2005, 20:42:26 »

Nut IN HER EYE MATE! hhhaparantly it stings like fuck.
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