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« on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:32:33 »

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It got pissed off.    

No?? I'll get me coat :roll:
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:44:17 »

Cheesy

I hate jokes.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:46:41 »

Wink  Not a bad efoort!
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:48:23 »

i liked the joke Anthony said on BB the other night.

If i had 2 fish i would call them One and Two.

Cos if One died, i would still have Two!!

well i thought it was funny
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:56:12 »

Not as funny as Eugene's story about wanting a cup of tea in a glass...
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:03:04 »

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Not as funny as Eugene's story about wanting a cup of tea in a glass...


i missed that.
please tell.

did you hear the one about that picture he moved upside down??
had me in stiches
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:13:38 »

He had to unscrew it and everything!
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:17:37 »

One day Eugene went around to his friends house.  When he got there he said to his mate, I really fancy a cup of tea, but in a glass.  His friend replied, you can't Eugene you can have it in a mug or a cup but not a glass.  But Eugene replied, but I really want it in a glass. "you can't" he friend told him  "but why not?  I want a cup of tea but in a glass..."  Eugene then went on and on and on and.......
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:58:19 »

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One day Eugene went around to his friends house.  When he got there he said to his mate, I really fancy a cup of tea, but in a glass.  His friend replied, you can't Eugene you can have it in a mug or a cup but not a glass.  But Eugene replied, but I really want it in a glass. "you can't" he friend told him  "but why not?  I want a cup of tea but in a glass..."  Eugene then went on and on and on and.......


he's fucking ace.

Eugene to win  
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:25:20 »

Eugene's jokes are not funny,is just the fact that when he tells them nobody else laughs just him!he snorts and everything Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:27:46 »

Was watching it the other day and he was going on about some lame subject and people got bored and started other conversations, and he just kept goign!

legend! Cool
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:29:35 »

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Not as funny as Eugene's story about wanting a cup of tea in a glass...


i missed that.
please tell.

did you hear the one about that picture he moved upside down??
had me in stiches


"I unscrewed the bolts, turned the picture round and then screwed them back in again!" *cue ridiculous Eugene laugh* Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:30:25 »

I like Eugene but I want Antony to win!
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:31:37 »

No man!
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:35:06 »

aye!oh yeah another thing eugene said that made me laugh,was when they were trying to think of famous horses in order to get the bog roll.and eugene snorted and laughed and said 'the only famous horse I can think of is black beauty'haha Cheesy
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