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larwood
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« on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:28:32 »

..obviously weren't lucky enough last season,so what better excuse for a spot of retail therapy in swindon yesterday,to buy some jeans,tops ect?Then i spent about 30 minutes dancing around to Razorlight deciding what i'll wear next season. Oops
Its of high importance because everything i wear,if we win,the clothes[in my warped mind]become imbued with magical luck.
I have to admit its a rather worrisome side of my personality, this belief that everything i wear effects swindon.I think it is some kind of low level Swindon o.c.d,or more likely i am just going mad in my old age. Smiley Thank fuck the season is only a week away.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:57:18 »

i have lucky pants for playing football.
Thing is the wife has thrown them out now as they were rank with holes everywhere and were a faded black.

i scored 9 goals in our remaining 12 games whilst wearing them last season.

will have to get some new lucky pants for this season :-))(
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:59:36 »

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..obviously weren't lucky enough last season,so what better excuse for a spot of retail therapy in swindon yesterday,to buy some jeans,tops ect?Then i spent about 30 minutes dancing around to Razorlight deciding what i'll wear next season. Oops
Its of high importance because everything i wear,if we win,the clothes[in my warped mind]become imbued with magical luck.
I have to admit its a rather worrisome side of my personality, this belief that everything i wear effects swindon.I think it is some kind of low level Swindon o.c.d,or more likely i am just going mad in my old age. Smiley Thank fuck the season is only a week away.


 So on the rare occasions we have a long unbeaten run, like the 10 or so a couple of seasons back, does this mean you don't change your keks for about 2 months?
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:03:18 »

I wore the same pants in the play offs when we beat Gillingham and Charlie Henry scored the winner then again at wembley against Sunderland and then again when we beat Leicester. Last year against Brighton I put them on again specially knowing that the result was in my hands(or pants). With one minute to go I was so excited about another trip to Wembley that I pissed myself and without thinking changed my pants. The rest is history.

I was wondering if I gave my magic pants to Andy King and he wore them at every game would we win every time. Or maybe they are special play off pants.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:08:31 »

maybe you just have special needs?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:16:15 »

Harsh, Birdy...  :|
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:19:08 »

sorry - got a cob on today  :twisted:

How was your hol?  I missed you terribly  Oops
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:19:15 »

Time of the month, obviously Wink
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:20:47 »

:fu:    ha ha

no just the usual you know how it is  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:26:35 »

Hol was really good thanks.   Cool

Don't say that, i'll never shake off the Birdy's Bitch tag line...
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:27:11 »

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Bless her she is confused. If she is the forum bicycle she probably dosent own any pants. Soapy Tit Wank


 :twisted:  OI!! I do but crotchless ones
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:29:32 »

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Bless her she is confused. If she is the forum bicycle she probably dosent own any pants. Soapy Tit Wank


 :twisted:  OI!! I do but crotchless ones


   Its a good look bird

Dan25 are you DanOUFC without the scummyness in a vain attempt to not get a barrage of abuse from Reg?
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:29:33 »

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Hol was really good thanks.   Cool

Don't say that, i'll never shake off the Birdy's Bitch tag line...


Sorry, are you bored of being my bitch?  Crying
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:32:51 »

i haven't experinced any benfits of being said bitch, but not bored, no.

Please change your Duke reference though, otherwise i may be forced to kill you.  :evil:
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:35:45 »

Its a fiar point. Duke is like sooooooooo last season girlfriend :-))(
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