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« Reply #15 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 18:29:05 » |
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For fuck sake. This thread does not work on any level.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 18:37:59 » |
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Not even if you crouch down a bit?
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 18:42:13 » |
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Not even if you crouch down a bit?
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 19:05:02 » |
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Kärcher pressure washer
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I come from a land down-under
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 19:06:01 » |
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Arab Style. With a handful of gravel.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 19:09:21 » |
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Arab Style.
by wiping it in your magic carpet? |
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 19:19:32 » |
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Not even if you crouch down a bit?
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 19:33:21 » |
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Clueless bunch of cunts
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THE FLASH
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 15:10:16 » |
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Walking across Hyde Park a few years ago had total stomach cramps drived into nearest bush. Pleased I had still got my newspaper. Still remember the sheer relief....
I once skidded to a halt and cleared a five bar gate in Cornwall before pebble dashing a clump of daisies....I too remember the pure relief! Stand up wiper me.....wet bog wipes at home. |
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 18:40:34 » |
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Relatively late converter to stand up, never looked back
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 22:11:37 » |
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A drystone wall was my salvation some years ago. Walking in Derbyshire on a remote old railway line path and in desperate need of relief I dived into the only clump of trees for miles - growing in a dip against a crumbling stone wall. A perfect location with dense foliage to hide in and tangled branches providing comfortable armrests as I assumed an almost upright position with my shoulders against the top of the wall.
Absolute bliss!! It felt like lowering by rope and I looked down to admire the deposit .. but it was nowhere to be seen!! I quietly shuffled away from the wall and then jumped round quickly to confront the robber ... and there it was like an enormous walnut whip sitting proudly on a projecting stone half way up the wall. Ever the opportunist, I found another smaller triangular projection to perform the wipe and sauntered out into the sunshine with a broad smile of satisfaction.
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, July 14, 2012, 22:19:09 » |
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Reminds me of this: Wolf in the forest, Red riding-hood spots him and says " my what big eyes you have" Wolf says- " piss off I'm trying to have a shit "
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, July 15, 2012, 08:35:33 » |
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Just go straight for the middle!
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, July 15, 2012, 08:38:40 » |
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, July 15, 2012, 08:53:07 » |
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Going slightly off topic...I remember at school someone had managed to lay the perfect turd in the urinal. Memory has stayed with me for many years, most impressed. Probably my last contribution on this subject.
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