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tans
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« on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:18:27 »

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« Reply #1 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:20:59 »

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With toilet roll
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:22:23 »

I get my butler to do it
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:25:13 »

I've adopted the shells-approach like in Demolition Man.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:26:05 »

With toilet roll

Not a dock leaf then?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:26:24 »

Moist toilet wipes are a must for the stubborn bits.
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kerry red

« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:29:39 »

A quick whoosh from the garden hose to get rid of any stubborn klingons
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:29:57 »

Not a dock leaf then?

A friend of mine once wiped his arse with a stinging nettle, I fucking pissed myself laughing when he did it.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 12:30:22 »

Bidet


or for the peasants an Oxford shirt
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 15:41:12 »

Stand and fold.

None of this sitting or scrunching business.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:36:45 »

Back to front or front to back.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:41:42 »

Get someone else to do it.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:44:13 »

Walking across Hyde Park a few years ago had total stomach cramps drived into nearest bush. Pleased I had still got my newspaper. Still remember the sheer relief....
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 17:44:45 »

On a Poxford Shirt.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, July 13, 2012, 18:22:47 »

Moist toilet wipes are a must for the stubborn bits.

I've started using these and feel very clean. I understand it's sign you're over 40 when you use moist wipes.
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