Ideas for Birthday Present

[4D]

We got my granddad one of those stairlifts, but he hated it and we had to take it back.   It just drove him up the wall.

{Pericarp mode} Does he live in a bungalow? {Pericarp mode}

[donkey]

That is fucking good! I am stealing that one!

Milton Jones is a legend...I love his stuff.

My other granddad was a bank robber in a family of police marksmen.  He died at work, surrounded by his family.

[Bewster]

when my grandad was ill we rubbed lard on his back

he went downhill fast

[Samdy Gray]

Just before my grandad kicked the bucket, he said to me: "How far do you think I can kick that bucket?"

[Gnasher]

My grandad started walking 5 miles a day when he was 60. He's now 97 and we don't know where the heck he is.

[china red]

How much money she looking at spending on you?

[Ginginho]

I was there when my Grandad died, i'll never forget his last words.

"FUCK ME, A BUS!"

[nevillew]

Nev has been bested

Definitely.

My girlfriend said to me, "We'll tackle your bladder problems together"


I replied  "There is no we"

[leefer]

My Grandad was very wobbly on his legs just before he passed on...his last weekend was spent at Blackpool where he won a dancing competition at the Tower Ballroom.

He had only got up to go for a piss.