The Greggs VAT riddle

[Bob's Orange]

Same way as you make an apple turnover.

The same is also applicable for making a Swiss roll, a venetian blind and a Maltese cross I assume?

[DMR]

Whoosh yerself, Fola - you thick cunt.

Good gravy

[Ginginho]

Is that taxable too?

[Dozno9]

I think it's hilarious. Toffs yet again showing just how distanced they really are from society.

Have they taxed my hot takeaway Panini's with Parma Ham and Manchego cheese?

[ghanimah]

I think it's hilarious. Toffs yet again showing just how distanced they really are from society.

That maybe so but Labour would've had to have done exactly the same thing...

[Batch]

Whats going to happen to the clubs food, they say its hot but it bloody well aint

It's a dubious claim that it's food as well. Maybe that's a getout.

[Flashheart]

That maybe so but Labour would've had to have done exactly the same thing...

In which case, I'd be laughing at that bunch of toffs as well

[Batch]

Toffs? Milliband and Balls popped into a Greggs just the other day and didn't look at allout of place

[RedRag]

Osborne          I'm on tv in a minute so what is a pasty, then?

Adviser            Its like boeuf en croute minister, except with extra potato