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« on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:15:37 »

Yours. What would you change and why?

Extra hair as you get older, what's that all about?
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phelpsieboy

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:18:24 »

Forehead
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:46:12 »

Pretty much everything, except my ears.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:49:48 »

Nothing - I'm fucking gorgeous.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:02:02 »

I would quite like it if my neck was in proportion with the rest of my body. As it is, to have a shirt that fits around the neck means it has to be 2 sizes too big around the chest which results in me looking like I'm wearing a tent.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:04:15 »

I would quite like it if my neck was in proportion with the rest of my body. As it is, to have a shirt that fits around the neck means it has to be 2 sizes too big around the chest which results in me looking like I'm wearing a tent.

Elasticated collar?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:33:55 »

Id sort out my big toe nail. As it has been ripped off/surgically removed so many times, it now more resembles a claw than a toenail.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:34:42 »

Teeth. I need new teeth.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:36:32 »

I would like to replace my titanium caged spine.

Oh and not be fucking short sighted I hate wearing glasses.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:02:08 »

I'm packing heat but still couldn't hurt to have an extra inch of 2 on the old John Thomas.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:08:17 »

I would quite like it if my neck was in proportion with the rest of my body. As it is, to have a shirt that fits around the neck means it has to be 2 sizes too big around the chest which results in me looking like I'm wearing a tent.
I am the same, i'm a fat bastard but to get a 19" collar the shirt is marque sized.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:13:36 »

I am the same, i'm a fat bastard but to get a 19" collar the shirt is marque sized.
Thats not your neck its your 3rd chin
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:15:35 »

Thats not your neck its your 3rd chin
no my 3rd chin is at about 14" at 19" it's my 5th chin. Cheesy
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fatbasher

« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:31:01 »

Teeth. I need new teeth.

Same as.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:35:53 »

I'd like a gun and a chainsaw instead of arms.
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