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« Reply #105 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 17:23:56 »

Jutty, I'll go with A  because if it were true you'd have used Darth Vadar rather than Green Cross Code man.
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« Reply #106 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 17:27:05 »

Jutty, I'll go with A  because if it were true you'd have used Darth Vadar rather than Green Cross Code man.
Wrong & i used that to help fool you. I did once go out with his neice when i was 17.
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« Reply #107 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 17:28:29 »

You used the force, but the force only works on the weak minded. Oh I see your point.
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« Reply #108 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 20:09:24 »

I was once arrested in an abandoned factory with an axe and a video camera.
I own at least one shirt from every season since I've been going to Swindon games.
I've sat on Luc Nijholt's knee.
I met Quentin Tarantino at the premiere of Inglorious Basterds.

The last one is untrue I reckon
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« Reply #109 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 21:52:16 »

1 - I once got so drunk I emptied a wheely bin and slept in it for the night.
2 - I was banned from football for a year for pushing a referee after he had sent me off, whilst I was running the line.
3 - I was thrown out of a club in Cardiff for threatening to headbutt Frankie Coccoza, who was in the same club.
4. I once spent an hour talking to ex Bristol Rovers player Lewis Haldane about why Zaaboub wore gloves during the summer.
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« Reply #110 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 21:56:26 »

4 stfc4life
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« Reply #111 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 22:02:05 »

4 happened, on a night out in Trowbridge of all places.
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« Reply #112 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 22:30:25 »

Was he very orange?
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« Reply #113 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 22:40:58 »

Extremely orange.
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« Reply #114 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 22:45:03 »

Its 3, everybody wants to do that.
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« Reply #115 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 22:49:04 »

Correct Batch, it was actually my mate that 3 happened to.
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« Reply #116 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 22:55:04 »

1 - I once got so drunk I emptied a wheely bin and slept in it for the night.
2 - I was banned from football for a year for pushing a referee after he had sent me off, whilst I was running the line.
3 - I was thrown out of a club in Cardiff for threatening to headbutt Frankie Coccoza, who was in the same club.
4. I once spent an hour talking to ex Bristol Rovers player Lewis Haldane about why Zaaboub wore gloves during the summer.
I reckon 2 is true but the ref was pushing his luck letting you run the line after sending you off so probably deserved it?
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« Reply #117 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:01:14 »

He sent me off while I was running the line, for foul and abusive lanaguage towards my own team mate.
We were something stupid like 8.0 up, our lad missed a sitter and messing about I called him a useless twat, the ref took offence to that, sent me off and then I pushed him in frustration.
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« Reply #118 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:06:57 »

"I pushed him in frustration "  was it a Di Canio style push ? And did he ref make a meal of it or was it a genuine fall !
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« Reply #119 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 23:11:02 »

Haha, it wasn't as bad as Paolos, and the ref definately didn't go down like he had been shot either.
It was something of nothing that ended up costing me £150 as well as the ban.
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