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« Reply #60 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 12:14:19 »

I was once arrested in an abandoned mental hospital with an axe. It wasn't actually an axe, it was a croquet mallet, but the old bill were insistent it looked like an axe from the chopper.

How do you tell an axe from a chopper?
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« Reply #61 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 12:33:10 »

A) My Ancestors owned a large chunk of Devon now owned by the Duchy of Cornwall
B) I once met Paul McCartney
C) I once had a long conversation with Will Carling about his Aston Martin DB7
D) I was once got my brother into trouble with special branch for making bombs
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« Reply #62 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 12:46:38 »

How do you tell an axe from a chopper?
The Chopper was a bike with the gear stick on the cross bar.
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« Reply #63 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 12:50:57 »

It was on the frame
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« Reply #64 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 12:59:20 »

It was on the frame
The crossbar is part of the frame. It was the part that you caught your nads on when you slid off the seat.
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« Reply #65 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:02:29 »

The crossbar is part of the frame. It was the part that you caught your nads on when you slid off the seat.

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The cross bar was the bit between the handle bars.
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« Reply #66 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:07:35 »

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The cross bar was the bit between the handle bars.

Which was always 10 times worse to crack your nuts on.
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:08:19 »

@MacPhlea - d
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« Reply #68 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:15:22 »

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The cross bar was the bit between the handle bars.

Oops! Jutty is correct! The bit you mention BR is the handlebar stem.
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« Reply #69 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:21:33 »

Sorry looks like both me & Flasheart are wrong as per the diagram below. It is called the toptube.

[url width=850 height=511]http://www.jimlangley.net/wrench/bicycle_parts_labeled.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #70 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:22:33 »

[url width=279 height=180]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/xbar.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #71 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:22:59 »

a) I drove a Police car into the lake in Trowbridge Park
b) I've driven over Semington Bridge at 70mph (Starsky & Hutch Dukes of Hazard stylee)
c) I am an expert at picking locks
d) I was the reason the 'battle of the beanfield' happened

@MacPhlea - d

Wrong - I caused the battle of the bean field by dropping the load of gravel in the wrong side of the junction thus causing the travellers to end up in the field in the first place!!!
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« Reply #72 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:27:19 »

[url width=279 height=180]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/xbar.jpg[/url]
The raleigh chopper never had one of them.
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« Reply #73 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:29:15 »

a)I got called a twat by Frances Rossi (The Quo)
b)I got dumped by a bird after doing a runner from her folks place as I had blocked the shitter
c)I got asked to leave the poolside at a family orientated holiday resort cos I had a boner while sleeping off the previous evening
d)I followed through in the office last week
Everybody has done this & probably half of us done it at some point last week.
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« Reply #74 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 13:31:16 »

Sorry looks like both me & Flasheart are wrong as per the diagram below. It is called the toptube.

Actually, you are both right. I've seen the term crossbar used for both parts (a bit awkward if you are ordering a new part for your bike)
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