Fact or bullshit?

[WR5]

1) I used to be Princess Anne's Paperboy
2) Had a reasonably famous 90s Indy pop star round to my house for dinner several times and got pissed up with him more times than I can remember.
3) Unwittingly smuggled thousands of quids worth of Drugs into Glastonbury.
4) My Dad designed the current Tesco logo.

[china red]

1) I spent five weeks living in a buddhist temple
2) My dad ran over Timmy Mallet
3) I once shagged the lead singer of a famous bands girlfriend
4) I can speak Mongolian

[Processed Beats]

a) My great uncle is the retired baker from the village where Kate Middleton grew up (and indeed her family still live) and got invited to the Royal Wedding through this means.
b) I skived off college several times and fooled my parents EVERY time with the excuse 'my teacher forgot to sign me in'.
c) I have Indian heritage DESPITE being pale and ginger.
d) James Constable complained directly and personally to my uni about a series of tweets I sent him, to which I recieved a massive 'dressing down'.

[mrverve]

Here's mine

1. I regularly drink Cranberry and Vodka even though it's a womens drink
2. I used to play football tennis with James Milner
3. I share the same driving instructer as Si Ferry
4. I once slept with Minka Kelly
5. I once had a drink with Russell Brand

[4D]

Here's mine

1. I regularly drink Cranberry and Vodka even though it's a womens drink
2. I used to play football tennis with James Milner
3. I share the same driving instructer as Si Ferry
4. I once slept with Minka Kelly
5. I once had a drink with Russell Brand

I vote that you can't count 

[mrverve]

Shit I thought it was five!

[4D]

Shit I thought it was five!

Actually, looking back I see Sutton ballsed it up first!

[4D]

(1) I like gherkins
(2) I once fooled my headmaster into giving someone else a caning
(3) I have my name tattooed across my shoulders
(4) In a school football match my best mate broke my leg, whilst he too had a broken wrist.

[dell returns]

a) I have slept with a former Miss World
b) I recently had a heart attack
c) I played professional football
d) I spoke to The Queen when walking in The Long Walk, Windsor when I was five

[Bewster]

a) My grandfather played for the town
b) My great grandfather has a road named after him in Purton
c) I was once caught wanking in a hotel room by a room maid whilst I was working on room service
d) My wife is related to Elton John

[Batch]

Mine was D, I've never even been in an F1 car.

[WR5]

@MacPhlea - d
china red - 4
Processed Beats -d
mrverve - 3
4D - 3
dell returns - c
Bewster d

[4D]

a) My grandfather played for the town
b) My great grandfather has a road named after him in Purton
c) I was once caught wanking in a hotel room by a room maid whilst I was working on room service
d) My wife is related to Elton John

I hope you weren't refilling the soap dispenser 

By the way, (b)?

[Benzel]

I was once arrested in an abandoned factory with an axe and a video camera.
I own at least one shirt from every season since I've been going to Swindon games.
I've sat on Luc Nijholt's knee.
I met Quentin Tarantino at the premiere of Inglorious Basterds.

[Flashheart]

I was once arrested in an abandoned factory with an axe and a video camera.

I was once arrested in an abandoned mental hospital with an axe. It wasn't actually an axe, it was a croquet mallet, but the old bill were insistent it looked like an axe from the chopper.