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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 08:40:34 » |
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a) I was once sick on Sean Bean's nephew
b) I was once mistaken for Paul Merton
c) I was once bought an orange juice and lemonade by a teacher out of sympathy of being banged up for mistaken football hooliganism.
d) I was sick while on a flying lap in a two seater Minardi F1 car, causing the very expensive helmet I was wearing to be refurbished at a high cost.
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 08:41:13 » |
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The paul merton one
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 08:42:12 » |
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BR : B, though I hope I'm wrong.
Hethab: D
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 08:43:15 » |
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The paul merton one
Nope, though I look nothing like him I can see why you'd pick it. It only happened the once and in a photograph so its not a very exciting tale. |
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 08:48:36 » |
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BR : B, though I hope I'm wrong.
B is the truth |
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 08:51:44 » |
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BR : B, though I hope I'm wrong.
Hethab: D
Batch: C. Bang on about mine. I'm actually a descendant of another seafarer: Sir Francis Drake (Yet I still hate drums at football, which is odd). |
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:05:11 » |
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C is also true. When I was about 15 I went to Villa v Millwall as part of a youth football club day out. I stood on a chair to see what was going on and it broke. That is the end of that part of the story.
I took the next 2 days off skiving to catch up with GCSE coursework. We had a very gullible English/PSE tutor that believed anything you said to her. When asked where I was she was told I'd been arrested as when I picked up said chair I got pounced on by stewards who thought I was going to lob it.
The day I went back to school co-incided with a PSE end of term lunch at a local pub. She paid for my drink with the words "I'll get this, it must be hard for someone who has been inside"..
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:08:46 » |
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B is the truth
Spill it then! |
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:16:17 » |
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Spill it then!
Beach party in Pattaya. Met a Thai friend there who made a 'delivery', he liked to use his Jet ski when he could to avoid the traffic. I was at the party with him, pilled up and in possession when the Old Bill raided the place. They do piss tests for drugs. Neither of us wanted to hang about so we jumped on his jet ski and were offksi. |
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« Reply #39 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:18:46 » |
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a) I'm scared of Bridges
b) My uncle is called Mr Volkswagen Beetle
c) I can't ride a bike
d) I love chocolate spread sandwiches
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:26:16 » |
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a) I was apprehended at Limassol airport for trying to leave the country on a fake english passport.
b) I was apprehended at Belfast Airport for smuggling pot.
c) I was apprehended at Wellington airport for smuggling a wooden weapon.
d) I was apprehended at Heathrow airport for smuggling a gun.
e) I was apprehended at Amsterdam airport for smuggling hallucogenics.
I never realised until now that it's probably not a good idea to fly with me.
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:30:03 » |
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I reckon a for sutton. C and D sound like part of the same incident, and b and e sound too plausible.
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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:30:30 » |
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And C for Sippo. No explanation.
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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:31:40 » |
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Incorrect, and c and d werent related. Thats narrowed it down a bit  |
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« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, March 20, 2012, 09:38:08 » |
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a) I drove a Police car into the lake in Trowbridge Park
b) I've driven over Semington Bridge at 70mph (Starsky & Hutch Dukes of Hazard stylee)
c) I am an expert at picking locks
d) I was the reason the 'battle of the beanfield' happened
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