Today while delivering to DHL in Swindon i had some oil for Jugenheinrich who make and service forklifts...they hire some of the warehouse space.
While taking 30 mins to get past Fort Knox better known as the B and Q security gatehouse i arrived at said door for a delivery of two pallets of oil for Jugenheinrich the biggest suppliers of forklifts in Europe.
With anticipation of finally getting rid of the oily load i heard the words of great irony.....SORRY DRIVER,OUR FORKLIFT IS FUCKED,YOU WILL HAVE TO USE THE TAIL LIFT
The oil was duly tailed off and another ironic thing was that it is manufactured by the company Fuchs in Germany.
A few English Fuchs were off loaded as well as the German stuff.
