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« on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 13:07:18 »

Always make sure you change the name of the file you are working on for a client from annoyingtwat.pdf to something else, maybe their company name, before you send it to them.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 13:09:53 »

That's superb advice, thank you.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 13:13:28 »

Funny!

A former colleague at the council once sent on a response to a councillor without deleting off all of the comments it had accumulated through several "forwards" around the organisation. She got the answer she wanted, but also realised that all the staff thought she was a witch, a bitch and worse.

The colleague left to work for Conservative central office, and the councillor died, although the two events weren't related.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 14:04:20 »

Always make sure you change the name of the file you are working on for a client from annoyingtwat.pdf to something else, maybe their company name, before you send it to them.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 14:07:32 »

Haha is someone going to be on a disciplinary? Wink
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 14:35:19 »

 Cheesy

A mate of mine who I used to work with at the Research Councils sent a piece of toast back to the restaurant in a transit envelope (because it was cold and rubbery). He got completely bollocked.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 14:47:18 »

I remember when I worked somewhere else a few years ago, a lad on work experience in a different department was tasked with some filing work. After he had finished his week someone spotted, written in one of the files.......

"I'm bored shitless!"  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 16:48:55 »

Cheesy

A mate of mine who I used to work with at the Research Councils sent a piece of toast back to the restaurant in a transit envelope (because it was cold and rubbery). He got completely bollocked.

I work there. ISS Networks. Who are you?
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 16:59:49 »

I work there. ISS Networks. Who are you?

I know you do! BBSRC, left 5 years ago. Do you know Colin McD.....?
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 17:00:17 »

Yeah he's about 5 desks in front of me Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 17:11:42 »

Yeah he's about 5 desks in front of me Cheesy

Say hello from Nasher.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 17:22:39 »

Thick cunt you spelt your name wrong.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 17:25:35 »

Thick cunt you spelt your name wrong.

 Cheesy Gnasher would just confuse him
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 17:37:49 »

A mate of mine applied for a teaching job at a well renowned Church school and left 'paranoid agnostic' in as his religion. He didn't get the job...
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 9, 2012, 19:03:51 »

Always make sure you change the name of the file you are working on for a client from annoyingtwat.pdf to something else, maybe their company name, before you send it to them.
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