Let me tell you where I'm at....

[jimmy_onions]

1 - I'm not sure which manufactuer do it (maybe Jag?) but when the driver applies the brake hard, the brake lights start to flash (light goes around in a circle) to warn the driver behind

Beaten to it....however, that's the upper end of my idea, the other end is for when people just rest their foot on the brake, the brake light only comes on a little bit...

[nochee]

1 - I'm not sure which manufactuer do it (maybe Jag?) but when the driver applies the brake hard, the brake lights start to flash (light goes around in a circle) to warn the driver behind

I never knew that this system was invented. If I was following this jag, too closely and not really paying attention, then it would mean fuck all to me. I would think the posh cunt had jazzy lights for the split second before I ploughed in to the back of him

[donkey]

its to sync wifeys stuff with mine...married men will know the potential strife of double booking with something which is on the calender...(yeah, coz I look at the wall calender daily, obviously)

Why the hassle...I never book a thing without checking with the keeper of the social calendar.  This way I don't have to remember anything.

[Bosey]

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Say no more...

[Simon Pieman]

its to sync wifeys stuff with mine...married men will know the potential strife of double booking with something which is on the calender...(yeah, coz I look at the wall calender daily, obviously)

But you can share calendars, an iPad can do what you want and for that reason I'm out.

[PocketScience]

Some kind of edible plates/cutlery so instead of washing up you just eat them at the end of the meal - winner?

[Nemo]

Earphones which don't get tangled. Impossible but worth a try.

Now you're just being silly.

[JanTheMan]

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Say no more...

You know how women always complain about heels on a night out and end up walking down the pissy street in bare feet when they hurt.....well how about clip on heels?

[leefer]

How about a black bin bag that opens easy....instead of having to do the Michael Owen hand rub to open the fuckers.
Maybe a miniature pump inserted into the bag so a gentle blow would do the job

[jonny72]

How about a black bin bag that opens easy....instead of having to do the Michael Owen hand rub to open the fuckers.

Stop buying cheap bin bags and your problem will be solved.

[@MacPhlea]

My first idea is for a little sensor that detects whether or not it is foggy outside and if it isn't and the driver still has their foglights on it turns the volume of the radio full up and announces "Stop being a cunt and turn your foglights off!"

I know that it could turn them off automatically but I just feel that this is a more interactive solution.

My second idea is patent pending...

[@MacPhlea]

Not so much an idea but a practical solution...  Have trouble pulling bin bags out of your kitchen bin? It's not because you've overfilled it, it's because the full bin bag creates a vacuum as you try to remove it.  Simply remove the inner liner and drill four small holes in the side walls about 2 inches from the bottom and hey presto your bin bags will slide out with the ease!

[leefer]

Stop buying cheap bin bags and your problem will be solved.

But millions buy the cheapies so my idea will a money maker...please back me on this

[PocketScience]

My latest idea - "Suicider". Want to end it all? Make your last moments slightly more pleasant by killing yourself with a nice cold (poisonous) pint of cider