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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 19:56:37 » |
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I'll second the Hippo and propose:
Nominating a Bengal Tiger because it's a fucking Tiger. 300kg of muscle mass that's faster than you, harder than you and actually wants to hurt you.
I'll second the Bengal Tiger, not only hard as fuck but stunningly beautiful |
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wiggy
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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 20:04:15 » |
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I'll second the mosquito.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #62 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 20:13:30 » |
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Mosquitos aren't hard. You can twat 'em with an electrified tennis racket!
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slinky
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i'm lovin' it
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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 21:22:10 » |
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Mosquitos aren't hard. You can twat 'em with an electrified tennis racket!
You can, but then the harder relatives come out and bite you and you die from malaria. |
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday, November 16, 2011, 21:35:09 » |
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not in Coventry they don't.
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Victor Mildew
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 08:53:41 » |
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Bengal Tiger.......Pussy cat
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nevillew
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« Reply #66 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 08:59:39 » |
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I'll second the crocodile.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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china red
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« Reply #67 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 09:30:06 » |
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I'll nominate bacteria
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nevillew
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« Reply #68 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 10:55:51 » |
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I'll nominate bacteria
Interesting. If it qualifies as a creature I'll second it. Now I'm off to an anaerobics class. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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Peacocks-Lucky-Coat
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« Reply #69 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 12:08:24 » |
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The anglerfish.
Not necessarily the hardest, but one mean ugly cunt of a fish, it looks hard at least.
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« Reply #70 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 16:05:33 » |
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African Bull Elephant.
Let's see how hard your shit little badgers and crabs are up against one of those in a bad mood.
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steptoe41
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« Reply #71 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 16:40:59 » |
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I'll nominate the King Cobra.
For a start, this fucking thing is the world’s longest venomous snake. Found in south east Asia, It can grow to more than five metres in length.
It eats other snakes and it's bite is also capable of killing bigger animals such as Giraffe and elephant.
It injects a large quantity of venom in a single bite, and even though its venom is less toxic than other snakes, it injects five times more venom than any other snake.
One single bite can kill a human, and Its bite is also capable of killing big animals like Giraffe and elephants.
You would not want to be bitten on the arse by one of these fuckers. No fucking way.
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« Reply #72 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 16:41:28 » |
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The Blue Whale. It would crush anything, even Jo Brand.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #73 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 16:45:43 » |
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I'll nominate bacteria
The bacteria that live in one's guts, must be well 'ard....can you imagine having to put up with the diet of curry, chips and lager of some of the cunts on here. |
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china red
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« Reply #74 on: Thursday, November 17, 2011, 16:54:55 » |
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I'll nominate the King Cobra.
For a start, this fucking thing is the world’s longest venomous snake. Found in south east Asia, It can grow to more than five metres in length.
It eats other snakes and it's bite is also capable of killing bigger animals such as Giraffe and elephant.
It injects a large quantity of venom in a single bite, and even though its venom is less toxic than other snakes, it injects five times more venom than any other snake.
One single bite can kill a human, and Its bite is also capable of killing big animals like Giraffe and elephants.
You would not want to be bitten on the arse by one of these fuckers. No fucking way.
Really a pussy in the snake world. The Inland Taipan, Tiger snake or Black Mamba are far more aggressive and venomous than a King Cobra. King Cobra's rarely inject their full dose of venom which is weak in comparison. |
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