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« on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 23:09:27 »

Following walrus moaning like a minge, let's fire some life back in the tef!

To qualify you have to nominate and someone has to second it

First 32 qualify for tournament which me spacey and yeo will do. 0ld school stylee
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 23:20:00 »

When you nominate an animal you have to put it's case, argue for it's inclusion
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 23:43:58 »

The Peoples Champion - The Honey Badger.

Should have won last time and needs no case made for its inclusive. Its a honey badger for fuck sake and it would fucking kill you.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 00:14:11 »

Here's my entry - The Death's-Head Hawk Moth.

[url width=450 height=300]http://www.andynewman.org/assets/images/Deaths_Head_Hawk450wCN21.jpg[/url]

Well what can I say, you can't get harder than having a human skull on your chest! It was featured in Silence of the Lambs; it raids bee hives (suicidal for most creatures) and scares the living crap out of most people. It's also a popular tattoo:

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Surely the hardest insect in the world!
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 00:47:36 »

African wild dogs, they would kick your arse.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 01:13:23 »

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The poison dart frog is found in Central and South America. As well as having brightly coloured and patterned bodies, their backs ooze a slimy neurotoxin that is designed to keep predators away and is toxic enough to kill 10 humans in one go.

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Coca Fola

« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 01:20:10 »

Bosnians = hardest. Fuck everyone who challenges that.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 06:51:20 »

I nominate homo sapiens. Whilst not armed with poison, big teeth or horns this killer is lethal as it has a brain. (Or in some cases half a brain). This means that whilst in a straight fight it will normally lose to other predators, over time it manages to dominate other species so much that it will bring them to the verge of extinction. 
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 08:53:48 »

When you nominate an animal you have to put it's case, argue for it's inclusion

Are the fights one on one or are we mobbing up ?  If the latter I'll second the wild dogs, although it'll be a marathon not a sprint with them as they just run their prey into the ground.

I'll nominate the hyena - one of the most powerful sets of jaws in the animal kingdom
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 09:42:25 »

I'll nominate the Killer Whale.

They're deadly, very clever and hunt in packs.

Fuck the Great White, the Killer Whale is the king of the sea.
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DMR

« Reply #10 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 12:15:36 »

The bullet ant.

I might be small but I will fuck you up.
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DMR

« Reply #11 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 12:16:16 »

And my name is the mustard. "Bullet" Ant. Sound more intimidating, not possible.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 12:19:42 »

The Bad Arse Box Jellyfish, and i quote

"The Box Jellyfish is said to be the most toxic of all jellyfish and a sting from them can easily kill a human because their venom leads to paralysis, which often leads to drowning"
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 12:27:07 »

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The Wolverine!

Small, but known to drive off bears and kill moose. An ambush killer with a ridiculous bite and razor claws, they have no natural predators despite the size and even has a superhero comic character named after it.

Pound for Pound, the hardest fucker in the animal kingdom
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, November 11, 2011, 12:29:07 »

I second the Honey Badger, we have our first contender!
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