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« on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 14:38:20 »

Thought I would increase the highbrow nature of the Townend with a thread about shit.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/10/poll-football-toilets-vote-rigging

Where are the worst toilets you have experienced at football?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 14:40:29 »

Wait a minute, how did the TEF Pressure Group miss this?
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 14:59:44 »

Saltergate used to get my vote.  No roof and you pretty much pissed against a wall if i remember correctly.

Kennelworth Road was as if you pissing in the back room of the terrace house, so-called turnstiles, that you entered the ground through.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 15:04:49 »

Brentford and Accrington!!
Colchesters old grounds were scary too!! Down some creepy old tunnel & full of spiders!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 15:49:19 »

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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:09:54 »

To be fair the shrivvy road and bank bogs used to be pretty dire!

edit: special mention to my old wembley experiences, stood in 3 inches of piss in an overcrowded room with people behind you in the queue already beginning to empty their bladder by aiming for gaps!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:11:38 »

To be fair the shrivvy road and bank bogs used to be pretty dire!

Didn't the Stratton Bank used to have the old fashioned urinals where you pissed against a wall and it ran away in a trough cut out of the floor (or moulded out of concrete). Don't remember seeing any like that for a few years now.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:17:04 »

Seem to remember Rotherham and Shrewsbury (both old grounds) were pretty bad - one of these resembled a cave. One ground I went to (Portsmouth?) didn't even have a roof on the bogs!
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:17:58 »

Oxford is the worst toilet i ever went to!
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:22:01 »

Shrewsbury was just pissing in a car park with a wall around it.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:33:46 »

I'm pretty sure that the piss I had at the famous 6-4 game at St Andrews was open air, up against a 3 foot wall next to the turnstiles so you could watch people coming into the ground as you pissed. There was a drain pipe taking some of it away, the rest just meandered around my feet.

And does the Kop at Anfield count ? The number of blokes I saw pissing on the people in front was amazing.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:39:27 »

Genoa/Sampdorias ground the Stadio Luigi Ferraris literally had holes in the ground.I'm a lady and i don't squat over holes in the ground thank you!

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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:40:06 »

For some reason York springs to mind for me. Pissing up against a wall in the open air.

Exeter is probably the worst in the last couple of seasons though.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:41:04 »

Genoa/Sampdorias ground the Stadio Luigi Ferraris literally had holes in the ground.I'm a lady and i don't squat over holes in the ground thank you!



That's just Italian public loos though i think so can't really hold that against Genoa/Samp.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, November 10, 2011, 16:42:33 »

Porta loos - ala National Hockey Stadium
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