Pages: 1 [2] 3 4   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Le Thread de le late night.  (Read 4406 times)
Simon Pieman
Original Wanker

Offline Offline

Posts: 36336




« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 23:59:27 »

District 9 was based on District 13. They obviously replaced the French with aliens though. Not necessarily a bad thing.

 Soapy Tit Wank

I'm sure that one isn't true.
Logged
Samdy Gray
Dirty sneaky traitor weasel

Offline Offline

Posts: 27180





Ignore
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 00:00:54 »

I swear I read it somewhere. Sounded plausible at the time.
Logged
DV
Has also heard this

Online Online

Posts: 33905


Joseph McLaughlin




Ignore
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 00:08:06 »

I once got stung by a wasp on my bottom limp.

George Ndah eat your heart out!
Logged
TheMajorSTFC

Offline Offline

Posts: 2304





Ignore
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 00:10:04 »

Just watched Due Date on Sky Movies with the guy from Hangover...half decent film although a flat ending, now off to bed work in the morning! night townenders'!
Logged

#VivaKenBarlow!
Bogus Dave
Ate my own dick

Offline Offline

Posts: 16467





Ignore
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 00:54:17 »

i went to cardiff, and felt scared to speak unless they picked up on my english brogue.

i watched the arctic monkeys and they were MAGNIFICENT. now i'm back and don't really want to go to bed, but do at the same time. somebodys left some vodka at my house though, and as i'm drunk, ITS GOING TO DISSAPEAR BWAHAHAHAHA
Logged

Things get better but they never get good
Bogus Dave
Ate my own dick

Offline Offline

Posts: 16467





Ignore
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 01:06:10 »

Right, i'm going to kill myself a little bit, and if i return to no new posts i will leave to cry myself to sleep
Logged

Things get better but they never get good
SuggWillSugg MBE

Online Online

Posts: 2940





Ignore
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 01:07:23 »

Please don't die.

Look how considerate I am.
Logged

Nemo
Shit Bacon

Online Online

Posts: 23618





Ignore
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 01:09:47 »

Evening Davey.

I've also been drinking, although less spectacularly and in less a exciting venue. I should probably go to  bed but FM is very much calling.
Logged
Bogus Dave
Ate my own dick

Offline Offline

Posts: 16467





Ignore
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 01:18:36 »

YESSSS

I don't really know what to say. I'm not drunk enough to act a fool, but not sober enough to keep up a facade of decorum.

I hope you all have long and fertile lives xx
Logged

Things get better but they never get good
Coca Fola

« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 02:00:12 »

Is it harsh to put someone in a cage and leave them?
Logged
Saxondale

Online Online

Posts: 6491





Ignore
« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 02:07:12 »

Am I supposed to be drunk for a lnt? I never am, just haven't got the idea have I. Just checked into holiday inn express Walsall. Tomorrow I go to wolves to start the Motörhead uk subs and anti nowhere league tour. It's the only time I ever feel young. 65 years olds rocking out. Dear god.
Logged

Never knowingly overstated.
Simon Pieman
Original Wanker

Offline Offline

Posts: 36336




« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, November 2, 2011, 02:13:37 »

Don't worry Nash, I've just spent hours scratching my head as to why a brilliant report I've designed didn't work to realise the data is corrupt. Had I found out sooner I could have spent 5 minutes getting it to work instead of hours.

Oh well, at least I can get a few hours sleep now.
Logged
donkey
Cheers!

Offline Offline

Posts: 7102


He headed a football.




Ignore
« Reply #27 on: Friday, November 4, 2011, 21:40:00 »

Right, i'm going to kill myself a little bit, and if i return to no new posts i will leave to cry myself to sleep


He's going to have a wank...if my knowledge of French is correct.
Logged

donkey tells the truth

I headed the ball.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww
woolster

« Reply #28 on: Friday, November 4, 2011, 21:46:28 »

I once got stung by a wasp on my bottom limp.

George Ndah eat your heart out!
LIP its LIP
Logged
Matchworn Shirts
For Sale

Offline Offline

Posts: 7431




Ignore
« Reply #29 on: Saturday, November 5, 2011, 00:24:49 »

I went out with a friend this evening and she told me a story where she was offered a lift home by some guy a few years ago, when they got to her place, she went to the kitchen to get a drink. When she got back he had removed all his clothes and was 'giving himself a good time' in front of the window where the neighbours could see.

He did not ask for a hand, aparently she said its OK, just don't make a mess on my sofa. And left him too it

It could be that I am sooo pissed but that made me laugh SO much Cheesy

there was another story, but god knows what it was
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4   Go Up
Print
Jump to: