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« on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 12:51:33 »

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Swindon-Town-snap-up-13-year-old-midfielder-from-the-Cayman-Islands-article825318.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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Swindon have snapped up Cayman Islands starlet Sebastian Martinez.

League Two Town have recruited Martinez,13, on an 18-month contract after a successful six-week summer trial.

Attacking midfielder Martinez secured his move with the help of Cayman FA president Jeff Webb and the minister for sport Mark Scotland.

The whizkid's dad Barry Martinez told Mirrorsport: "It's a tremendous opportunity for him to advance his football abilities."
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 12:55:57 »

"It's a tremendous opportunity for him to advance his football abilities."

Indeed, a good stepping stone before turning out for Manchester United.  I wonder if he'll get on well with Atiku...

Signing these foreigners is frustrating as you can't get excited like you can with a Neil Ruddock or Jamie Cureton or Leon Clarke signing....
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 12:58:29 »

13 ?! FFS
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 12:59:31 »

Personally I'll be fucking furious if he hasn't broken into the first team by Christmas.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:02:26 »

Personally I'll be fucking furious if he hasn't broken into the first team by Christmas.

More likely to break into your car.

If he has signed an 18 month contract, are we paying him wages at that age Huh?
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:04:11 »

He best have some international caps for them otherwise this is truly underwhelming
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:04:36 »

Same age as Leon Clarke basically. Well mental age anyway.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:06:37 »

If this was FM12 he would never get a work permit.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:11:07 »

Mrtinez said

'It has always been my dream to play for Swindon Town in the 4th tier of english football, ever since I was a foetus.  Ever since seeing the swashbukling side forged by Maurice Malpas, I have dreamt of riding my trike over the magic roundabout to play in front of an half full ground of grumbling malcontents.  Now Im off to see if Ive got any pubes'
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:18:10 »

I chuckled that his dads name was Barry
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:19:55 »

More likely to break into your car.

Considering that I don't own a car, I denounce this as a terrible signing.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:29:47 »

Barry Martinez - are we sure spacey isnt behind this or something?
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:46:34 »

Well as it's the first of November here and they are upside down etc etc, It must be April 1st there.  Sounds like right bollocks to me.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:47:05 »

Seems Fitzroy Simpson put this one together:
http://www.caribbeansportsnetwork.com/cms/concacaf-champions-league/8654-martinez-making-waves-with-brits-
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 13:47:22 »

Bit more info:

http://www.caribbeansportsnetwork.com/cms/concacaf-champions-league/9194-martinez-kicks-off-new-adventure
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