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Sippo
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« on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:30:56 »

No not spam but serious question. Does it dissolve in alcohol and if you take it with beer does it have side effects. This is for a stag do...
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:32:52 »

We've stitched people up in such ways before, and it's never had any effect... not even the expected one! Assuming the pills we've used have been genuine, of course!
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:33:07 »

No it doesnt i dont think

I took some once with a few beers and had a boner for 10 hrs,

Crumble it in?
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:33:56 »

Does it dissolve? Did the person realise or is it tasteless?

The stag will be in tight lycra, so will be embarrasing to the max.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:34:51 »

You sir, are a magnificent bastard.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:35:53 »

Does it dissolve? Did the person realise or is it tasteless?

The stag will be in tight lycra, so will be embarrasing to the max.

Amazing. Just amazing.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:37:03 »

I just took a tablet so i dont know. Crush it up, that might work, especially if he's drinking gassy drinks
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:39:52 »

Is that what's known as a stiff drink?

Sir, I like your style, that sounds superb.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:42:38 »

How long does it last?! Bit gay all these questions.

PS. He'll be dressed as

[url width=221 height=266]http://www.wrestlescoop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bret-hart-06.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:44:30 »

Crush it and dissolve it in a small amount of warm water (it won't dissolve fully due to the carrying agents but will go a cloudy grey colour) it'll take about 20 minutes of constant stirring

You'll need to add it to a cocktail or something to hide the taste/colour and then find a girl to get the action started after about 30 minutes (it don't happen on it's own you know)

Have fun... We did on the last stag do...

Edit: How long will it last? Let's put it his way the next 24 hours will be very responsive...


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« Reply #10 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:46:08 »

Where are you going?

I'm off to a stag in Bratislava next month and dressing the stag in a tight lycra outfit as well. Viagra is a great idea.............
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 10:51:39 »

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« Reply #12 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 12:01:10 »

PS. He'll be dressed as

[url width=221 height=266]http://www.wrestlescoop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bret-hart-06.jpg[/url]

Bret the Hitman Hard-on?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 12:07:31 »

I have used the sachets of gel that last for 36 hours. Again u need someone to get the action going but no matter how much he drinks it will still work. The taste is very bitter though.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, September 2, 2011, 12:26:08 »

Is there anything out there that will take effect straight away?
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