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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 13:43:09 »


Can you see why he is such a big hit with the layyydees?

Anyone who has read any of my posts on this here internet thing knows I am very much a man of facts, statistics and figures anyway

However....I dont believe a single word Reg says about any his conquests.

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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:03:09 »

Anyone who has read any of my posts on this here internet thing knows I am very much a man of facts, statistics and figures anyway

However....I dont believe a single word Reg says about any his conquests.



Reg, I'm sure, would very much appreciate the Dickens reference.

Mr Gradgrind if I recall correctly?
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:37:00 »

Judging by the jumper he was wearing the last time I saw him; no.

A good jumper is important....it suggests security....a lot of ladies these days carry emotional baggage, and firstly need to feel that you're not a rapist. Mohair jumpers particularly good.
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:57:18 »

A good jumper is important....it suggests security....a lot of ladies these days carry emotional baggage, and firstly need to feel that you're not a rapist. Mohair jumpers particularly good.

I can picture your chat up technique Reg.

Suave as you like buying a glass of Chardonnay for the lady and introducing yourself;

'Hi there, the name is Smeeton, Reginald Smeeton'. (kiss on the back of the hand) 'Can I firstly put you at ease by confirming that I am not a rapist, and can I compliment you on that smashing blouse that you are wearing'
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:58:53 »


However....I dont believe a single word Reg says about any his conquests.


They always seem to be Eastern Europeans too, so I just assumed that they're all prostitutes.
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 15:05:42 »

I can picture your chat up technique Reg.

Suave as you like buying a glass of Chardonnay for the lady and introducing yourself;

'Hi there, the name is Smeeton, Reginald Smeeton'. (kiss on the back of the hand) 'Can I firstly put you at ease by confirming that I am not a rapist, and can I compliment you on that smashing blouse that you are wearing'

 Smiley  hair preparation compliments work better....blouses are a bit obviously titcentric.

I can see you've done this before BO
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 15:50:41 »

My main concern is whether Reg will score tonight!  Pint
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:07:50 »

My main concern is whether Reg will score tonight!  Pint

My main concern is whether we'll score tonight ...
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:08:51 »

is that you coming out reg?
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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:09:13 »

My main concern is whether we'll score tonight ...
You and 4D?   :gay:
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:12:27 »

You and 4D?   :gay:

I thought 4D was a bra size  Smiley
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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:24:33 »

 Cheesy
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« Reply #57 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:35:07 »

heart says 2-1 win but i think 1-1 more likely

kennedy to score
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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:57:30 »

4-0 to us.
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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 17:06:09 »

I'm going for 1-1 and would be quite happy with a point away from home. Hopefully some lessons have been learnt from Cheltenhams game by everyone involved with The team and we see a constant battle for the full 90 mins rather than just a 30 min spell. It's been said a million times already but we are lacking a striker, any truth in this Leon Clarke transfer revival?
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