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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:25:56 » |
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An alternative to the other thread.........
My faves :
I'm off to release the chocolate hostage
I'd bang her like a naughty drum (makes me smile every time)
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DMR
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 10:02:58 » |
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"I'm on my way home so spread 'em"
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 10:05:41 » |
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Cunt.
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wiggy
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Whippet Fancier
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 10:26:18 » |
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"Goal number 3 for Swindon Town"
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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london_red
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 11:23:48 » |
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The word weapon when used as an insult.
As in, 'Leon Knight is an absolute weapon'
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Luci
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Fatbury's Stalker
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 12:25:08 » |
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Once used in Little Britain re Gays (No offence caused if anyone is that way inclined on here) **Edit for DMR
"dropping anchor in poo bay"
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« Last Edit: Friday, July 29, 2011, 14:19:43 by Luci »
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DMR
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 12:51:57 » |
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Hahahahahahaha.
"If there are any"
Pretty sure it's a sexuality not a different species
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Chubbs
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 12:53:43 » |
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worth a squirt
cunt
wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting
FIT!
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 13:03:58 » |
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FIT! is probably my most used phrase. Along with RAT OUT!!!!
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DMR
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 13:06:34 » |
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"NOW THEN"... A sign of aroused interest when the possibility to partake in some sauce arises
"Cooking on gas"/"Setting the pace" once said saucing has commenced
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Chubbs
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 13:35:50 » |
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anything "mum" related
aka so's your mum or your mum liked it etc etc
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mrverve
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 13:45:44 » |
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''Men buy bread, women burn it''  I'm not a male chauvinist in real life, honestly. |
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LJ9
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PDC: "Send me off, we will win this league anyway"
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 13:52:31 » |
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"teeth like a box of sugar puffs"
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Benzel
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 15:06:21 » |
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Jam rag.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Gethimout
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 15:20:11 » |
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"I'd crawl over 50 yards of broken glass just to sniff one of her farts"
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