Work Canteen Food

[slinky]

I work in a school.  The shit the canteen serves up is beyond belief.  Snails would be an improvement.  At least you know whats in snails.

[Arch Stanton]

My canteen at work serves up some pretty nice food, and they have a good selection of sarnies and wraps. Although the other day they had a bunch of Turkey and Onion baguettes... wtf is that about???  Turkey and Onion? And it was just that, big lumps of dry turkey and bigger lumps of even drier onion...

[nevillew]

Sea snails? 

She sells sea snails...

[Doore]

Where I work we don't have a canteen.  Or a kitchen.  We have a microwave on a table in the office and we do washing up in the gents.


"Welcome to local government - you can rinse your cup in here while I take a shit".

[Bob's Orange]

Our canteen is run by primarily French speaking people. The daily online menu is literally translated word for word into English which doesn't always work.

I can't think of anything off hand but yesterday's vegetarian offer was 'vegetarian brick' - which was actually a spring roll.

[Bennett]

sounds like something produced in billy shears`s washing up area

[THE FLASH]

tangent:

you can collect these eating snails in the wild as they frequent the wylye valley....dont you know..