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« on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 18:42:14 » |
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Bought a small bag of Revels today,my favourite centre being the orange. Now the raisin aint bad and the little kind of minstrel thing is ok,the caramel is average. What i am not happy about is the outrageous amount of maltesers in the pack,six of the fuckers with only two orange,i hate those Erroll Brown lookalikes. I felt very cheated and will be returning to biting the heads of jelly babies in future.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 18:45:55 » |
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Eating Revels is like playing Russian roulette you bit into one thinking orange creme only to be find it's the coffee one  I stick to getting drunk on wine gums these days
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 18:46:28 » |
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The Orange ones are rank, sort yourselves out.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 18:50:59 » |
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Eating Revels is like playing Russian roulette you bit into one thinking orange creme only to be find it's the coffee one  I stick to getting drunk on wine gums these days Yeah I think we all saw the advert.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 18:56:04 » |
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Bought a small bag of Revels today,my favourite centre being the orange. Now the raisin aint bad and the little kind of minstrel thing is ok,the caramel is average. What i am not happy about is the outrageous amount of maltesers in the pack,six of the fuckers with only two orange,i hate those Erroll Brown lookalikes. I felt very cheated and will be returning to biting the heads of jelly babies in future.
What did the police say!?
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 19:01:54 » |
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What did the police say!?
Reported it,the police got rather irked with me and muttered something to the effect of....jeeze we get Allsorts round here 
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 19:13:06 » |
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If the joke is that no one likes the coffee ones, why do they keep making them?
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 19:21:18 » |
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I fucking love the coffee ones. I wish you could buy a bag of them. There's not enough shit that uses coffee as a flavour.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 19:22:23 » |
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I like them the all except the orange ones. I also miss the peanuts. Replacing peanuts with raisins is surely against the law?
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 19:51:06 » |
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The worst Revel is the toffee one, the counter and the orange rule the roost there with coffee close behind
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 19:51:13 » |
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As Bill Bailey said on Sunday: There's no excitement in eating a bag of Revels any more.. We all know what they are by the size and texture... But that all changes when you pour them in to a bucket and stick your head inside.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, July 13, 2011, 22:41:50 » |
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Coffee is the best followed by Orange, Minstrels, Raisins and Toffee last.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 08:06:34 » |
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Point of order. Thats not a fucking minstrel. If it was a minstrel it would have a crisp coating which makes it melt in your mouth not your hand. Try holding one of those buggers for a couple of minutes and you'll look like you've been playing lucky dip with nappies.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 08:27:12 » |
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I fucking love the coffee ones. I wish you could buy a bag of them. There's not enough shit that uses coffee as a flavour.
Agree 100%!! Have they started putting them in again then? I stopped buying Revels in protest when they were "voted out" a couple of years ago. The raisin ones are clearly the worst, horrible things!
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 11:41:51 » |
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I like them the all except the orange ones. I also miss the peanuts. Replacing peanuts with raisins is surely against the law?
Agree totally! Thin end of the wedge, pubs will be selling dry roasted raisins at this rate!
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